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Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, Put your hands together for-! |Parody acc |Nsfw can interact Fazbear Entertainment welcomes you with Open arms.

Blood tends to spill when our silly customers get into a few light accidents, Not to worry! Blood is quite easy to clean of the floor and out of carpets, But the main focus is to make sure our beloved customers are A-Okay and everyone focuses on Fun Fun Fun! Not the accidents.

If I had hands our company wouldn't be so friendly and fun. Stop causing lawsuits for crying outloud.

//Stole it from a few ppl (I think it was Micheal, Handunit and Phoneguy but i dont remember because my brain doesnt work this early)

Good Morning, Afternoon, Or night valued employee, Make Today a good day! ᶠᵃᶻᵇᵉᵃʳ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃⁱⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿᶜᵉᵃᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ᵈᵉ-ᵗʰˢ ᵘᵖᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵇˡⁱˢʰᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ. ᵖʳᵒᶜᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃⁱˡʸ ʳᵒᵘᵗⁱⁿᵉ ˢᵃᶠᵉˡʸ.

//Signing off cause its late, Goodnight lovely people on the internet!

[Handunit blarred a loud air-horn sound] Ahem, Quit falling asleep on the job, employee.

//qna? You bet! Ask me questions either abt the muse or the mun, i'll answer to the best of my ability

Forcfully take away your ability to burn down anymore buildings and make long speeches.

There was a reason you weren't designed to cook

Whoever is putting all these maid outfits on the animatronics, I will find you.

I'd heavily advise that our animatronics stop eating or drinking things that could ruin your servos and circuts, Long story short, Stop indirectly trying to make our job a fucking nightmare