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Instagram haneyblake. I do, uh, comedy.

Texas needs, uh, comedy.
Joined April 2013
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I'm not very good with British slang. Does duggar mean what I think it means?
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Bill Cosby gives peculiar answer when asked about responding to sexual assault allegations - @LinseyDavis amp.twimg.com/v/b4fa70e0-ff5…
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@StephAllynne you're the best! I'm a huge fan! Thanks, Steph!
I never knew so many of my friends were boxing experts.
I was re-looking at some pics I saved from the events of Ferguson. Is the one black cop carrying a paintball gun?
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This screen cap from my dear college friend- preach it! #BaltimoreRiots
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People. I understand that sore throats are a a pain in the neck, but you don't need to put laws and jizz in your mouth.
My smart phone is made with conflict minerals, and I still use it to complain about the Kardashians and shit..
#YelpReviewsOfFictionalLocales I loved the psychedelic landscape, but the rabbit hole was a little bumpy. Maybe some stairs? 2 stars
#YelpReviewsOfFictionalLocales I loved the hills. I'm not a big fan of the eyes.
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#IfIWereAScientistIWould find the missing link between fecal matter and reality tv.
#IfIWereAScientistIWould I would design a machine that would close up that "19 kids and counting" lady's vagina.
All it takes is one competitive asshole to turn a lovely parade into NASCAR