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political & legislative staff @CWADistrict1 | she/her | opinions are my own

Buffalo, NY
Joined September 2018
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The Bachelor: “I’m sorry, I just don’t think you’re here for the right reasons” Me: “Look... do you know how hard it is to make friends after college??”
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i’m libbing la vida loca
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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you seem pretty lazy for a girl who's obsessed with academic success
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that rat bitch jolene did this
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no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast
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why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive
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certainly there must be a way to be valued for your intellect & drive as a woman that does not involve going to law school
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afirmaciones diarias: - mi rodilla esta bien - no me duele la rodilla - soy una mujer joven con rodillas sanas - mi dolor de rodilla es mental - no se me va a salir la rodilla
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You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.
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I love election nights because it’s a situation I can monitor
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no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood
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Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.
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the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.
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birisi bana önemli bir şey anlatıyordur ama ben döner koltukta oturuyorum
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Only 6 new sentences left
NEW: Clavicular reveals he dined with Benjamin Netanyahu’s advisers to teach them about looksmaxing — & was asked to do a gym stream with the Israeli prime minister.
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Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days
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i think about this tweet all the time
Donald Trump is a loser.
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