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You know, I’m something of a Jurassic Park fan myself.

Joined June 2022
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I may just be weary from the countless times I've heard pearl-clutching religious conservatives say similar things, but nothing this guy said is reassuring. "Superhero movies I can take my grandma to" reads as wanting to make bland soulless mush with nothing interesting to say.
The new face of DC we are cooked. RIP Peacemaker and anything rated R
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People are missing why she’s this angry The Willis-Moore family spent three years carefully controlling Bruce’s FTD diagnosis to protect his dignity and educate the public with respect Having someone in their actual inner circle turn around and sell quotes to tabloids claiming he "acts like a baby now" is a gross betrayal. "Stay away from my family" was the mildest response she could've given
😬 Bruce Willis daughter Tallulah slams person leaking info about dad. See more: tmz.me/48ONufq
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Would’ve guessed it’d be Starfighter but it seems like it’s actually Gatto
A new Disney trailer reportedly releases this Thursday. (Via: @DanielRPK)
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What about this is male coded???Sleeping together, eating together, shopping together, and reading together. THE MAN AND WOMAN ARE DOING THE SAME THING IN EACH.
i never see women makinf these kind of yearn post this is a very male coded fantasy
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Also the things are just normal for a couple to do if they live together. Like genuinely what do you want for it to not be “male coded”.
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Idk this tweet kinda pissed me off because there are actual misogynistic male fantasy slop out there (a lot of it ai generated). So seeing some sweet normal human made art being shit on just rubbed me the wrong way.
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I think Jayden has a really valid point here. There are ways to sustain the brand in-between film releases. We saw it with both Chaos Theory and Camp Cretaceous. Shows that were good quality, and had a wealth of material for toy companies to mine from. We need more like that.
Where are the fans standards? 7 years ago this was the short film we got that actually generated good merch and toys and now we get a poorly done toy ad that is just confusing on who it's for. Who is approving this and why is no one in touch with the fans or the community?
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I'm not gonna pretend that Jurassic is this massive thing - but the films consistently pull numbers and is a merchandise generating machine - why can we not get extra smaller supplemental material Comic Books, Novels, Proper shorts, animated shows.
Where are the fans standards? 7 years ago this was the short film we got that actually generated good merch and toys and now we get a poorly done toy ad that is just confusing on who it's for. Who is approving this and why is no one in touch with the fans or the community?
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you know between this part and the "details, condense, plot. tell it." line from Revenge of the Fallen, these movies have a real knack for great reaction clips that are also deeply ironic given what the movies they originate from are
SOLO MOVIES FOR EACH TRINITY MEMBER BUILD TO JUSTICE LEAGUE DO THE TEAM UP THEN START ADDING WACKY SPINOFFS
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The only one minor criticism I’ll give chaos theory handle on the atrociraptors is that they just feel like velociraptors clones With them having some similar sounds and them being just straight up as intelligent as velociraptors
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Amir Talai clarifies that Alastor and Rosie do NOT have a new deal going into ‘HAZBIN HOTEL’ Season 3. “That’s the deal. I will fix your staff right now if you join in and he joins in.”
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Monsterverse Kong showing up in Ginza
Suko from ‘Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire’ compared to Godzilla and King Ghidorah from ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’ Suko’s height: 45 meters Godzilla’s height: 50.1 meters King Ghidorah’s height: 70 meters
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Finding out Tangled the Series co-creator was abusive to the staff, is OBSESSED with his OC character that he harassed a cosplayer dressed as her, got kicked out of the official discord server, got mad people liked other OCs, calling them fake fans, Now he works for Ben Shapiro
Liking a character then finding out the creator is the worst person ever
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Being a Jurassic fan is a humiliation ritual
One stolen wish. A table full of Jurassic World toys. A birthday party that will never be the same.
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Yeah this tracks considering the Skydance acquisition
NVM BRO THE DCU IS FINISHED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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you ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes
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still having the same interests from when i was genuinely 7 years old
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my favorite bit is the discussing film account operators dropping pretty much all professional pretenses whenever wallace and gromit is mentioned
me when I meet wallace & gromit
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if abortion is murder wouldnt masturbation be a fucking genocide
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“Be Quiet!” JP fan made
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