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A mere conduit for nonsense.

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Joined April 2021
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if it’s illegal to follow bisexual latinas then i dont want to live in this world anymore
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yall should just shoot me if i feel anything for anyone ever again
i think i just met my husband
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We should ban all men until Venus is direct again
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I’m supposed to be mad that James Talarico had hoes?
Townhall is reporting that James Talarico was on the hookup website Fling and had his interests listed as group sex. The email was confirmed as Talarico's, along with other personal information. The account was created when he began teaching middle schoolers. Talarico has previously been caught following pornographers. Follow: @AFpost
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Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
I love that Halloween is immediately followed by daylight saving time. First we confront our mortality, then we fiddle with the microwave.
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new york city really gave us the knicks in june and historically perfect halloween weather in october. 2026 needs to be bottled up and studied for future generations
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One of my favorite human traits is when someone sees the moon and immediately feels the need to tell someone else to go look at it.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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jeweled skeletons of Catholic martyrs.
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it’s 69° in new york city today because god loves sluts
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Hackers will steal $5.6B in crypto but not bother to wipe out any of our unsecured consumer debt or student loans. Fuckin' loser hackers.
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No literally, I am HATING my state of mind rn get me outta my skull pls
the retrogrades are doing something weird to my personality like what the fuck is happening to me
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i bet it feels insane to catch a train at the shrimp station
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Kristen I will pay you money to stop telling us about your marriage
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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Mercury retrograde in Scorpio is moving toward a square with Mars in Leo today. Unresolved resentment can turn one issue into a list of everything that has ever gone wrong. Be mindful of what you say AND how you say it this weekend.
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if texas goes blue I will become emotionally available
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halloween daylight savings new york marathon i'm scared of this weekend
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I can’t wait for this fucking year to end.
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6 planets in retrograde bruh
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Mia Khalifa being into hardcore is just like any other woman being into hardcore. You guys are just weird freaks who can’t be normal about anything ever at all
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