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If Frank Lampard stopped scoring in 2006, he would still have more career goals and assists than Xavi & Iniesta combined
Replying to @buzor042_
Imagine lampard is your legend 😭😭😭
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She just won her 3rd Ballon d’Or (an award that didn’t exist for women before 2018) and is taking her time to thank everyone involved in her success The way this app reeks of incels spewing casual sexism everyday is sickening
Why is Putellas talking too much, it’s womens ballon dor not a nobel prize girl
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Key to success = leave Spurs
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The Goalkeeper of the year award has never been accurate We will never forget this robbery
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Genuine levels to this shit
🤵 Gabriel 🤵 Saka 🤵 Raya 🤵 Arteta #ballondor
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This award stopped making sense when this happened…
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The Ballon d’Or is finally here! Here are the latest chances of winning the award, via Kalshi: 64% — Harry Kane 28% — Kylian Mbappe 10% — Lamine Yamal
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This loss feels worse than the Arsenal 5-0 loss Genuinely horrendous performance by the team and Alonso
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Extremely immature and unprofessional from Palmer
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BREAKING: 52% Chelsea takes the three points against Tottenham today, via Kalshi.
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This cele on Maresca’s head after he shipped him out from Chels Truly poetic 😭
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He joined just last year 😂
Kai Havertz has scored 26 goals in the Premier League for Arsenal since joining in 2023. For context, Viktor Gyökeres scored 14 goals for us last season alone.
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We really dismantled the favourites just last year 🤣
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Despite losing to PSG, Barcelona remain the favorites to win the Champions League. Here are the latest chances, via Kalshi: 25% — Barcelona 19% — PSG 13% — Arsenal, Bayern Munich 10% — Real Madrid 7% — Manchester City
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“PSG didn’t care” “Glorified friendly” Sure mate 👍🏻
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This is a Ballon d’Or level pass, no one deserves it more
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BREAKING: 42% Bayern Munich beats Arsenal in the Champions League, via Kalshi.
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“Home mate, home”
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We really had this PSG “super team” down and out watching the “Billion pound bottlers” celebrate 😭
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Found them
No Chelsea 😭😭😂
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Dibu with a broken jaw Fully fit Havertz
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This is not normal man
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Why were Madrid fans complaining about us having Xabi when Mourinho got them playing like this Such a spoilt bunch 😭 xitter.cf/alaskafreezys/status/2…
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BREAKING: 79% chance Real Madrid beats Sevilla, via Kalshi.
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5 G/A in 2 years btw
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