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You're cherry picking your evidence from the times when I was egregiously mistaken
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The window for when the gas company is coming to turn on my heat today is from 7am to 8pm. Words have to mean something. That’s not a window that’s a business day plus overtime
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I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!
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This is going to make stealing the Declaration of Independence much harder for him.
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The minute Pete Golding stops cussing is the minute I can’t trust him
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Amen:
“In order to create a work that can sustain the human spirit, the artist's creativity must be directed outward, and the artist must begin in love and create out of that."
-- E. Lily Yu, "Break, Blow, Burn and Make"
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Parents, I hope your homes are so full of love & joy that when your college son is asked about not being around you and his siblings, he has this reaction.
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"Only soft hearts can laugh..." and much other goodness from @HarrisonKey
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Thank-you @mockingbirdmin
#EverydayFaith #Resource #Wisdom
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The Best of Val Kilmer talking shit about David Mamet during the Spartan DVD commentary
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Yeah they're called the mountain goats, but it's really just one guy. He knows three chords and six trillion bible verses. His songs are all about breakups or drug addiction and he always sounds like he started singing on accident and isn't sure how to stop. He's my favorite guy.
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SEC fans turning on the Big Ten Championship and realizing Gary Danielson still exists.
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Thank you to Hannah Orsag and Heimat Review for including my piece No Words in the current issue What I Wish You Knew. Have a look at this beautifully crafted issue. heimatreview.com/issue-8-wha…
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This is pretty funny. Who knew SNL was still capable of that.
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Lane Kiffin: “When guys get tired, we have the squirrel now.”
