HarryFromCBus

Where's Dave Portnoy?

"You still have the Prime Rib Special going?"--- Amish Country tourist asking a Boyd & Wurthmein waitress at 6:50p tonight. – at Minerva Park, OH

When you take your spouse to Amish Country for the first time. – at Minerva Park, OH

Shut up Braun. That's PI all day. – at Minerva Park, OH

You can have all the planes fall out of the sky. Buckeyes Nation only cres about a W. – at Minerva Park, OH

Break that hymen – at Minerva Park, OH

LeBron to the Sixers? No triumphant return to Cleveland. – at Medina, OH

....so as I was saying...

Jac OFF #HRDerby

I can't tell them apart...who is the announcer who sounds like he is having orgasms? #HRDerby

Size 17 shoe? Look out, ladies. #HRDerby

Bonds, Pujols.....who is next on this #hrderby coverage? OJ?

This is better than missing swings because of the clock.

When does Chris Berman take over on the mic? #HRDerby

Ok, yes....this format is better. #HRDerby

Who will @DanhausenAD curse during #HRDerby?

I need a #HRDerby #WWERaw Simulcast, @Netflix.

I like Will Ferrell....but this ain't it. #HRDerby

So does #HRderby pre-empt #WWERaw on Netflix?

God rest Joe Morgan's soul...but have to disagree. I think Larkin would start over Concepcion.