Future Billionaire 😌

Unlawful & illegal. Investigation has commenced into this incident please. We say #notoimpunity

“I chased Peter Obi from PDP, he ran to Labour Party, LP had problems, he ran away to ADC, ADC didn’t give him ticket, he ran away again. One day if we have problems with Cameroon, he’ll run away from Nigeria. If it’s time to contest for social media president, vote for him” Wike comes for Peter Obi

Here me out…

Sis to Bro: Even if you give your wife 1M monthly for house upkeep, that shouldn’t stop you from helping out wherever you can. Let her rest sometimes, even chefs can get tired of cooking everyday, cook for the house, let your wife and children taste your meals, take the kids out so she can breathe, wash the dishes etc. Trust me, you’ll know peace like no other.

The way she looks better than the yt woman Omg who do you this thing🤣🤣🤣 The yt woman is a land whale 🤣

Nothing triggers me like seeing the word “helping” in discourse about spouses doing things in their home. As a woman you are not “helping” your husband to pay bills, and as a man you are not “helping” your wife with house chores or childcare. Its your bloody responsibility

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Toni Kroos explains why Barcelona CAN’T have a solid defence with their current players: “For example, Barcelona don’t have a defender like Upamecano, someone you can leave alone in a 1v1 with 30 metres of space behind him and be CONFIDENT he’ll handle it.” “For me, Cubarsí is BY FAR their best defender. He combines strength in one-on-one duels with speed.” “But when I look at the other three defenders, I don’t see ANYONE capable of being left alone against a striker with 30 metres of space behind the defensive line.” “Whenever an opponent breaks Barcelona’s press, they suddenly have HUGE amounts of space to attack.” “And the most DANGEROUS part is that this space is in front of defenders who don’t have exceptional defensive ability or the incredible pace needed to recover.” “If I had defenders like Upamecano or Davies, I wouldn’t be worried about defending 30 metres of space.” “But with players like Cancelo and Gerard Martín, it becomes MUCH more difficult.”

bro to bro: that itel power tank na just big power bank

This reminds me of a 45 year old man I met when I was in 300L. He was desperately ready to get married, but I couldn’t imagine myself marrying a man that age, so I introduced him to my coursemate, who was a single mother of four. Guess what? They are happily married today. She told him upfront that she wasn’t interested in having more children, and he agreed. Today, all four children bear his name. But here’s the part that will annoy some people: She was a single mother of four, yet she didn’t negotiate her standards to make a man choose her. She didn’t beg him to accept her situation, promise him more children to secure a marriage or pretend to be someone she wasn’t. He knew exactly what he was signing up for, and he married her anyway. Some of you need to understand that being a single mother doesn’t mean a woman should abandon her standards or accept whatever comes her way. A woman can have four children and still refuse to settle for less. Deal with it.

Messi is crazy.

If you earn N400k per month, I assume you save N100k per month to pay your house rent. And it will take you 10 months to save N1m. You now have to prioritise your needs, not wants. You do not need a TV, Fridge, AC, Bed Frame, Table (Start with Plastic table), Gas cooker (you can get 6 kg for less than N80k). What you actually need are: Foam, Wardrobe, Plastic table, 6 kg Gas cooker, Plates, cups, pots, Curtain. Start small and keep buying more house stuffs as you earn more.

My latest Lagos hack as a 9-5er 1. Leaving that work shoe at the office, come in slides and leave in slides 2. You have no business with white shirt if you don’t own a car or work in the bank

very important that you stay FRESH.

Betting has killed me 😭😭😭💔💔💔 Wetin I go tell my Mama Jesus 💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 I was supposed to clear my fees as new university student but I wanted to get a little morning that I can use for transport and other things but God why always me Jesus my heart hurts 😭😭😭💔💔💔

“We beat a big team” When last did Atletico Madrid make top-2 in Laliga ? And when last did they won a major trophy ?