Ugly but effective. Don't Nothing Bother Me, I Bother it. Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense

Maywood, CA
Joined April 2009
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True love
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literally this lol – at Los Angeles, CA
Oh look the LA Times Best 101 restaurants list is out for the year and guess which stretch has an overwhelming majority of the picks again
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- Same Champion (Liv Morgan) - Same Ms. MITB (Tiffany Stratton) - Same Nia/Chelsea Friendship Storyline - Same Commentators (Joe/Barrett) - Same Referee for the match - Same "Dom for the save" angle THEY LITERALLY COPY PASTED THE WHOLE SEGMENT FROM 2024. MY GOD. 😭
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Wanna see a dead body?
Hell I'll double down - in the 12 years that we've had playoffs in college football, the network hasn't needed Michigan in 9 of the 12 seasons. This year won't be any different. Also Big Noon Kickoff didn't need you and Barstool this year either. You, however, need this box to stand on for TV. 😂🤣
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Just days after her viral encounter with comedian Conan O'Brien took the internet by storm, Brooklyn bar owner Debbie Shields is embracing her newfound fame. CBS News' Jared Ochacher visited her bar, Confessions Bar and spoke to her about her experience.
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Pat McAfee after a group of college kids jokingly tell him to keep his shirt on …
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18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENT CRUSHES MYRON GAINES WHOLE FAKE NEO NAZI WANNA BE PERSONALITY IN 17 SECONDS.. “A REAL NAZI WOULD NEVER ACCEPT YOU AS A BROWN MAN NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU TALK ABOUT OTHER RACES OF PEOPLE AND KISS UP TO THEM”
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#Clayface Matt Hagen before his life crumbled:
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Hila: Husbandt, i thenk reacting vedeos making fun of the retar-disabled people es too much wark. We shuld to move to makeng audio focased content whare people listin to my voice for 4 hoers Ethan: Our 17 year intern is too petite to fit in teddy fresh, do we make kids mediums?
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Her making him admit he’s a fan then calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy…she’s so hot omg
these divas strategically breaking down his ego will never not be funny
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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This is what the bloodline was drawing before Sami zayn
“Let’s be honest, The Bloodline was never as good as it was until I came around, and that’s a fact. When I joined The Bloodline, it took this business to new heights and made this company hundreds of millions of dollars, because of me — And these executives will get down on their knees like ‘oh, thank you Roman.’ No! I did it.” — Sami Zayn #WWERAW
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The wwe title going from that awesome CM Punk reign into this Sami reign where he’s cutting the best promos in wrestling rn twice a week and working with guys like Je’von on raw. Then there’s the world title stuck in catchphrase and family man merchant hell
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Yo no bullshit but Roman and The Usos not actually there are they???? This gotta be AI or a greenscreen Solo talking infront of😭
Solo Sikoa has ACCEPTED the challenge from Royce Keys! 👊
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Been building PokeJam, an arcade basketball game for over a week now. Today it's live! Franchise mode and quick play are available now! Online multiplayer coming soon. Try it out now! 👇🏼 pokejam.xyz
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I did not want to do this, but they called me out. substack.com/@memotorres/not…
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