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Richest man in Lumbridge. Gielinor's most loved. Don't ask me why I'm holding a cane! Hatius 2-0 Jagex

Lumbridge
Joined June 2021
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28 feeling old
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Went to Valamore, came back crying Thank you so so so much, @JagexSkylark and @OldSchoolRS team. I don't know what to say 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
Lola, (endearingly called “Pog Dog” by RAC b/c of her jaw), crossed the bridge today. We adopted her from a shelter in 2012 where they estimated she was ~5-6; she lived with us for almost 12 years after (so ~17-18) I’m happy she had a 2nd chance, but my heart’s still broken 💔
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Replying to @OldSchoolRS
@HatiusCosaintus you are safe
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I am the real Hatius
Replying to @elonmusk
To be more precise, accounts doing parody impersonations. Basically, tricking people is not ok.
Easy no
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Vote No! @CharlieTramp deserves freshly cooked food!
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everyone keeps asking me for titty pics but nobody ever asks me to play RuneScape
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Hours played in Old School Runescape directly translates to your cock size
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I need vitamin Cᵒᶦⁿˢ ᵒⁿ ᴿᵘⁿᵉˢᶜᵃᵖᵉ
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Just planted my seed
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