I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

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Nathan W Pyle · Nov 27, 2018 · 4:22 AM UTC

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@nathanwpyle27 Nov 2018

saddest thing I’ve drawn

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✌️ · Nov 4, 2018 · 12:20 AM UTC

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✌️@nick_pants4 Nov 2018

when the spicy gumbo hits

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DShawnK · Oct 31, 2018 · 4:29 PM UTC

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@dshawn31 Oct 2018

I was not sure when I would use this feature... till today. @elonmusk @tesla – at Janesville, WI

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Neil deGrasse Tyson · Sep 26, 2018 · 3:02 PM UTC

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@neiltyson26 Sep 2018

I've always been a fan of moderation, but only in moderation.

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AKIRA THE DON · Aug 17, 2018 · 4:45 PM UTC

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@akirathedon17 Aug 2018

Sweet, smiling Tom Never deleted a post Never suspended an account Never rearranged a timeline You gave us everything and we forsook you 😓 – at Los Angeles, CA

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National Comedy Center · Aug 1, 2018 · 1:06 PM UTC

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National Comedy Center

@NtlComedyCenter1 Aug 2018

We are officially OPEN!! 🎊

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mansantha · Jul 29, 2018 · 12:44 AM UTC

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mansantha@Sam_wilmeth29 Jul 2018

I really miss my pals in Texas today – at La Quinta, CA

Trill · Jun 26, 2018 · 3:05 AM UTC

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Trill@TheTrillAC26 Jun 2018

Bron got robbed. Idc.

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John Mayer · May 24, 2018 · 2:04 PM UTC

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@JohnMayer24 May 2018

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: smarturl.it/NewLightVideo