You’re not John Wick, you’re not Max Payne, and you’re not the Punisher. You never fired a single round from your customized AR-15 you dumped $5,000 into during 2020. You are a gunko pop American. A slave. Never forget that.

Something big is on the horizon 👀 #AUKUS #MBPP

The black rifle coffee alpha male takes a sip from his thermos and looks out from the bunker to the battlefield, it’s hell out there. “Perfect” He thinks He adjusts the sights on his custom-built 16-inch 6mm ARC AR-15 with a Proof Research carbon-fiber barrel, JP Enterprises silent captured spring system, and a Geissele Super Dynamic Enhanced two-stage trigger. He picked it because the trigger felt smooth against his $350 carbon fiber combat gloves, and the alloy magazines were 20 grams lighter against his $2200 Kevlar vest. He mindlessly feels at his tactical pouch, he has a 10 year supply of testosterone cypionate in it, just in case the pharmacies get hit. He smirks, “Daddy needs his combat fuel.” He’s been on TRT for 7 years, his testes have cobwebs on them. He steps out of the bunker, he’s spent years training for this moment, doing weighted carries, getting “don’t tread on me” tattoos, bow hunting, having a beard. “It’s fuckin showtime.” He announces. Just then he feels something lightly tap his leg. He glances down. It’s a 17 dollar drone off temu. It has a decal on it. “Is that… hentai?” His legs are blown smooth off. 12 miles away in a disgusting room illuminated only by the degenerate glow of purple LED strip lighting, a 17 year old leans back in his cum stained gamer chair. He’s grown so frail and sickly his friends and family keep mistaking him for Asmongold. He grabs another 30mg vyvanse and washes it down with a cold chicken nugget. “GG faggot” He’s killed 500 men.

Wow. Mass deportation costs the average Arizona taxpayer about $2,045. What else could that money go toward? 🚒4,000+ firefighters ✏️4,500 teachers 🍎23,000 kids in Head Start What are we doing? azmirror.com/2026/10/13/the-…

Ukraine will defeat Russia.

As a Black man, I’m not impressed by flying cars. I’d be more impressed if our government pay us our reparations. That’s my message for Black people today.

I still can't get over how that Rachel what-ever-her-name-is who's suing Marilyn Manson tries to act surprised that he was a drug addict and a sex pervert. "He offered me drugs! He tied me up!" I mean, have you ever looked at Marilyn Manson?

The honour was mine, Mr President. As I told you when we first met in Kyiv four months into the war, you’re a modern-day Churchill fighting for freedom and democracy against an evil dictator. The free world must help you win. 👊👊

The only Senate candidate in Minnesota fighting for working Minnesotans.

In Minneapolis, we love our Somali neighbors, and we will always stand up for them. Make sure to stop by 24 Somali Mall and other locally owned Somali businesses and show them some love right now.

Dear Trump, If you try to revoke H-1B visas or deport H-1B visa holders in future, we Indians will stop visiting America for tourism and stop using your products and services. It will only hurt America's growth. Don't mess with Indians or face the consequences.

if you eat ice cream and candy your a fucking retard.

NEW: Highlight reel of all the stunts performed at the Tesla Roadster event. INSANE 🔥🔥🔥

🚨 #BREAKING: TESLA ROADSTER DRIVES UPSIDE DOWN, DEFYING GRAVITY.

Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭

TRUMP: EXECUTION WILL NOT BE LIVE STREAMED

The whole world will watch this