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Heath Gordon

@HeathFGordon

Hello there! I am a Data Engineer and curator of stuff that is cool and funny. HUGE fan of unlikely animal friendships.

 Bern, Switzerland
heathgordon.com/blog
Joined January 2009
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LATEST: Sources say Luis Guzman has been brought in to test for the role of James Bond (source:luisguzmanhotfacts.net)
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NEW: @katz_morris reveals an independent expenditure campaign supporting James Talarico directed Texas-based Google searches on “I think my husband is cheating on me” to stories about Ken Paxton’s infidelity.
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kunal@KunalTandonNov 7
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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Scott Colom
@scott_colomNov 6
Anyone who wants to get in politics on any level better read it!
Andrew Kaczynski (@KFILE) profile pictureAndrew Kaczynski
@KFILENov 6
Scott Colom has read the LBJ series
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I laughed my fucking ass off
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Today is Tsunami Awareness Day. Tsunamis happen in Washington. Now you are aware.
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Cig After Sio@PakingPengwinNov 4
Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
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@BuzzingPopNov 4
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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They flipped towns I can’t even enter after dusk.
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hungrybox
@LiquidHboxNov 4
holy fuck.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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gwen howerton@kissphoriaNov 4
Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Texas Attorney General
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Eleanor Klibanoff (@eklib) profile pictureEleanor Klibanoff@eklibNov 4
Replying to @eklib
AP has not called the race, but amid a historically bad night for Republicans, Johnson is leading by a wide margin texastribune.org/2026/11/03/…
Nathan Johnson wins Texas attorney general’s office in big upset

Nathan Johnson wins Texas attorney general’s office in big upset

Johnson beat Mayes Middleton to become the first Democrat to lead the powerful state agency in almost 30 years.

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Playa Haters
@PlayerStormyNov 3
Could 2012 Adrian Peterson lead the children’s crusade to Jerusalem?
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Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs
Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail

Police officers found the animal in the back seat of John McNeil's car on the M74 in Glasgow.

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I have to get off this app, I can't take this
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@Politics_PollsNov 2
Generic Congressional Ballot: Democrats 56% (+15) Republicans 41% @atlas_intel, 3,566 Adults, 10/28-11/1 atlasintel.org/poll/usa-nati…
USA: National | AtlasIntel

USA: National | AtlasIntel

National-level poll on voting intentions ahead of the Midterm elections, presidential approval, key topics, the economy and foreign policy. Data collection: 28

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Generic Congressional Ballot: Democrats 52% (+10) Republicans 42% @EmersonPolling, 1,000 LV, 10/24-26 emersoncollegepolling.com/oc…
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🔵 Abdul El-Sayed moves to second place on ActBlue following an endorsement of Republican Mike Rogers by Stevens
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oh boy
Tom Bonier (@tbonier) profile pictureTom Bonier
@tbonierNov 1
There are now 642k Texans who have early voted who did not vote at all in the 2024 Presidential election. 48% of them (310,997) are Hispanic. And 39% (122,461) of those Hispanic surge voters are under the age of 30.
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guru pacifico@grnpointerOct 30
Crunchwrap supreme
karter (@karterAKA) profile picturekarter@karterAKAOct 30
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 30
For his 41st birthday party, Argentine football superstar Diego Maradona dresses up as Osama bin Laden.
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showgunn@showgunnOct 30
ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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