Professional grizzly bear manicurist. I do claws, not laws. Still feuding with the moon over a parking ticket.
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Heather retweeted
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that the estrogen drop in perimenopause reduces dopamine availability.
Which is why women at 51 start losing words mid-sentence.
And get told it might be early dementia.
I need you to know: it's not.
Heather retweeted
Canada: *chillin'*
Americans, suddenly: "Canada is worthless, we don't need them! No more free rides! We could take you over in like 15 minutes! What a failed country, losers!"
Canada: "Kiss my ass."
AMs: "Omg Canadians are so mean and hateful I thought we were allies!? 😢😢"
Heather retweeted
My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.
Heather retweeted
Always angered by “Michelle is a man.”
I’m not maga, so I don’t worship political figures.
But she has been in the public eye for decades and hasn’t done anything to anyone. Just tried to do good.
It’s racist, sexist, homophobic, and hateful.
Should never be normalized.
Heather retweeted
Brutally honest condemnation of Calandra's Min of Ed
"The minister has said repeatedly that financial mismanagement by trustees is behind the deficits at many Ontario school boards. To fix that, Calandra sidelined trustees, imposed supervisors at eight boards, and limited the future role of trustees.
And yet, the AG’s report obliquely offers an alternative reason for school-board shortfalls. It says that 46 of the province’s 72 school boards spend more money on special ed than the province provides. The total in 2023–24 was $397.9 million. That’s about double the total of school board deficits.
It’s reasonable, then, to conclude that the root cause of school-board deficits is provincial underfunding of special ed."
nationalpost.com/opinion/ran… via @nationalpost
Heather retweeted
SCOOP: TDSB to cut 15 specialized kindergarten classes for students with disabilities, after making the controversial decision last year to increase the size of the classes.
It is the latest in a wave of cuts tied to a projected drop in enrolment: thetrillium.ca/news/educatio…
Heather retweeted
I’m sorry but the corruption in Ontario is an absurdity at this point. The fact that so many Ontario voters will remember Rae Days and Kathleen Wynne until they die while turning a blind eye to Ford’s blatant, repeated, documented mismanagement of funds is fucking cartoonish
Heather retweeted
A beaver caught on camera in America’s New Jersey hauling an entire tree and causing a traffic jam...🦫
🤖 Made with AI
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is entertaining but AI-generated, not real footage from New Jersey. Inconsistencies like the beaver's tail suddenly appearing show it's fake. No news reports confirm the event. A real beaver crossed with a branch in Jan. 2026.
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Heather retweeted
One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.
Heather retweeted
You can’t vote your way out of this.
The Epstein files are proving it’s all one big repulsive club, no matter which party is in charge.
Heather retweeted
74/75 Ontario school boards are forced to spend beyond provincial funding just to meet special education needs.
When almost every board is over budget, the problem isn’t boards — it’s the funding formula. #onted #osstf
Heather retweeted
Democratic leaders should be in Minnesota right now, standing side by side with Walz and Frey and the community.
They need to show solidarity and a united front. They must say Abolish ICE.
They won't but they should.
Trump is going to unleash hell on that state
Heather retweeted
In case you’re wondering what really happened to Mike Wheeler. He became a Blue Jays fan 😌 #StrangerThings5
