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BREAKING: US stock market futures erase all losses and turn positive on the day. A massive post-election reversal is currently underway.

We were taught that Earth orbits the Sun in a closed circle. In reality, Earth has never returned to the same point in space once in 4.5 billion years. ​Right now, the Sun is carrying Earth and every planet around the center of the Milky Way at 230 km/s (828,000 km/h), more than 18,000 kilometers every 80 seconds. ​Because the Solar System is tilted 60.2° to the galactic plane and bobs up and down through the galactic disc roughly every 30 million years, the planets trace open 3D corkscrew helices across deep space rather than flat loops. ​The last time the Sun stood where it stands today, one Galactic Year (230 million years) ago, the very first dinosaurs were only beginning to appear on Earth. Since forming 4.6 billion years ago, our Sun has completed only 20 laps.

BREAKING: Reddit shares crash -26.12%.

BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”

JUST IN: Trump calls on data center developers to generate their own power & pay local residents a financial “dividend” to win community support.

How is a country who has attacked us and spied on us, an ally?

Fair point. Turning tens of millions of kids into direct shareholders creates a powerful voter bloc of parents with skin in the game. That goes beyond ordinary strategic favoritism and injects a clear conflict: politicians face pressure to prop up share values via contracts or bailouts even if rivals deliver better value. Bankruptcy rules still govern the company itself, but the politics get messier.