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Joined February 2026
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Thank you daddy @elonmusk
My daddy @elonmusk Thanks for everything
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Me and my cousin.
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I see a lot donโ€™t know what suspended sentence means in the CS. A suspended sentence doesn't mean his sentence was cancelled. It means he won't go to jail ONLY if he doesn't cause any trouble during the period the court gave. If he does, the case will be reopened and he'll serve the jail term.
Chris Brown gets suspended sentence after pleading guilty in London >>>>
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โ€œTrying to make people regret that they lost meโ€ Thatโ€™s one thing Iโ€™ll never do. You won!
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Omo, this adulthood na subscription wey nobody remember to cancel.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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The way Nigerians say โ€œno wahalaโ€ when thereโ€™s clearly serious wahala deserves an international award
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Probably needed a hug right now but i'm the distant son who wipes his own tears and keeps on going.
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Every problem has a solution. If it doesnโ€™t, a woman is involved.
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Breakfast came late, But anyways, man has to survive. We donโ€™t reject food here, no matter the time. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Come and join me guys?
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As a guy, e get the kind money wey you go give your father, e go first call you my brother ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some finished men like me will still bend their phone ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
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I donโ€™t know what to do next. Pls how should I start?
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I'm getting my spark back soon.
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I dey fear sex pass fuck especially knack
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How much them pay you for this gig failed artist? Na why you still be upcoming since 2009
Tinubu go work letโ€™s have a little patience ๐Ÿคง
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Fun Fact: watching twitter porn with your main account will kill your tweets motion.
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Fun Fact: the reason why we are called โ€œpeopleโ€ is because we โ€œpeeโ€ and โ€œpooโ€โ€ฆ
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e no even cost God abeg๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคง
2020 Mercedes Benz AMG GT 63 ๐Ÿท๏ธ โ‚ฆ160m
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prostitutes charge relatively high prices for anal sex compared to vaginal sexโ€”why?
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The win is walking towards me. Iโ€™d be grateful if it run instead.
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