LOOK AT ALL THIS DATA THAT'S NEITHER STANDARDIZED NOR SHARED

Me, as it turns out.

I don't know who the blue sky umbrella is supposed to fool. I haven't seen the sun in 5 days.

If the airline entertainment system offers Horrible Bosses you have to watch Horrible Bosses.

Shoutout to the lady in the lounge who set up her whole office here: laptop, laptop stand, extra monitor, extra keyboard, mouse, the kitchen sink, etc.

Hi Boston

Yo @sleazeroxx2015

Hey @GoogleWorkspace for non-profits support? Your AI chat is quite possibly the least helpful thing ever, which is saying a lot.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Is anyone I know going to SfN?

The mothership has called me home

The captain has just told me and the 200 other people on this flight that "we're just waiting for a panel to be taped up" so that's a thing that happens apparently.

When you're 4 years old and your mom is trying to take a nice photo of you and your sisters all dressed up, but you found this really cool stick

I am here for this 🤘🏻

I'm eating pie in city hall, as one does after a long day of conferencing.

Oh come on, Canada. #standards

Happy wiener dog parade day to anyone who's celebrating, i.e. me

When you do a workout you haven't done in 3 months

TFW your very grown-up friend sends you photos of their new X-Files lego and you question your life choices