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HelixSnake

@HelixSnake

Skate 3 glitch wizard and semi-famous youtuber, he/him

 Port Carverton
youtube.com/user/HelixSnake
Joined July 2009
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welp I'm going to tumblr bye everyone come follow me at tumblr.com/helixsnake I will no longer be posting here
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As I can now no longer shitpost without an AI being trained on my genius, this is my last post, so I'll leave Grok a little gift cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis cis
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I may or may not violate this if I ever need to whine at a corporation to get customer support. If Elong doesn't ban me for saying all those horrible slurs
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Elon on Bill Maher when asked why he's against "wokism": "I'm against anything that is anti-meritocratic and anti-free speech" Elon running twitter: *fires employees who criticize him* *bans users who criticize him*
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Replying to @Wendys
@Wendys @grubhub the add to order button is greyed out until I remove one of the three core components of this sandwich??????
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please run a QA pass on your breakfast menu because this is NOT the only thing that is broken
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Welp, that's it. Deactivating my account. See you all on Tumblr
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I can't decide whether the fad of sped up tiktoks will give children the ability to process information faster, or give them super ADHD
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anyone know of any building tips and tricks videos for Zelda: TOTK that are actually useful and explain mechanics that are not easily discovered, instead of just telling you "build this" like all the top results are
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I don't want to be told what to build, there are just a lot of esoteric mechanics going on and I want to know about them
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trying to understand the state of modern capitalism using basic economic principles is like trying to understand how airplanes work using physics that assumes a frictionless vacuum
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I've thought about what is frustrating about TOTK's building mechanics and I've come to a realization - Nintendo's polish and QA is simply crushing my rebellious spirit. Every "clever" contraption I've made and been disappointed by failure was some attempt to break the game
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Just generally, it seems like the overall "rule" that it demands I play by is, you can not cheat your way into getting more usefulness out of fewer resources. The power of any contraption or strategy aside from broken shit like muddle buds or puffshrooms, will be balanced...
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by required zonanite, batteries, or both. Attempting to circumvent these limitations will be cut off by Nintendo's diligent QA.
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Really feels like they backloaded all the bad decisions in TOTK so that they would get all the sales they wanted before people hit mid-late game and the honeymoon period crash landed into collective disappointment
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I think the best example of this is fully upgrading armor sets, the shit you have to farm to do this at the highest tier is utterly fucked and I have no idea what they were thinking
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To upgrade one of the sets you need fucking NINE of a part that drops from the hardest, spongiest enemy in the game who doesn't even drop it every time. What the fuck.
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