'PENIS HEAD' puppet makes appearance on Japanese kids' show huff.to/1dCvhR2
"I HAVENT BATHED IN 60 YEARS": But who's counting? azcentral.com/offbeat/free/2…
THESE PICTURES BLOW: But in a very different way than you're thinking: ow.ly/b0sQr
DUDE, WHERE'S MY PENIS?: This has to be the most uncomfortable headline we've ever read: ow.ly/b0sBP
THIS JUST IN...I'M A STRIPPER: Fired for stripping, Houston reporter files discrimination complaint ow.ly/1M33Nh
MOST DISGUSTING TAN EVER: Should this woman go to jail for her tanning routine? (WARNING: your head may explode.) ow.ly/1LzQVq
WORST. WAY. TO. DIE. EVER.: If this story makes you wince, RT it to your friends. ow.ly/aza9d
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BULLDOG EVER?: This pooch pulled down a prize. Did he deserve it? ow.ly/1La3Pw
PRESIDENT DOGEATER: Beagles with cream cheese? Eggs Rover easy? Obama says he ate puppy chow as a kid. ow.ly/1KNOGx
HOT DOGGIN': Ever see a guy hold up a convenience store with a pair of hot dog tongs? ow.ly/1KNsyD
PLANET OF THE DINOSAURS: Could hyper-evolved dinos rule distant planets? Scientists say "Hell yes." 3news.co.nz/Are-there-dinosa…
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Rick Astley Rick-rolls no more (1966-2012) m.google.com/app/plus/poswid…
'CUZ I'M A CREEP: App lets stalkers do their thing from the comfort of their phone. Ladies, beware... cultofmac.com/157641/this-cr…
BURY ME IN BACON: Some people are dying to take their bacon obsession to the grave. ow.ly/9XGYs
YOUR LYIN' EYES: New police video shows uninjured Trayvon killer? csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-New…
GAS-X FOR GREENHOUSERS: EPA issues first-ever limits on emissions from new power plants. - ow.ly/9Vhq4
SNOWE FRIEND OF MINE: Maine's moderate maiden says Obama never calls anymore. - ow.ly/9Vhq3
GOP GUVS <3 PINK SLIME: Or rather "finely textured beef". Or: It's not shit, it's odor-challenged human byproduct. blog.chron.com/texaspolitics…
LIFESTYLES OF THE MITTS AND FAMOUS: Romney's beachy-keen La Jolla hideaway doesn't skimp on the car elevators. - ow.ly/9Vhq2
