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Joined November 2010
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What the f*** is that thing? What do we do Jay? It needs help. Holy s*** Jay! Tuna or something! Some s*** we ain't never seen! Let's help it! Call the aquarium! Mikey & Jay of Malden and their baby f***ing whale went viral five years ago today. youtu.be/IYUgduOeXuA
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So the coronavirus can’t actually spread among large mobs during riots; only at barber shops, small businesses and at the beach I guess.
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More espresso, less depresso
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Replying to @TomBrady
@TomBrady PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY PLEASE STAY
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In a pre-game ceremony honoring 100 years in the NFL, Bill Belichick flashes some of his bling ... and a smile (screenshot via Fox broadcast).
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Congratulations on your retirement, and a great career Eli! Not going to lie though, I wish you hadn’t won any Super Bowls.
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aaron hernandez really told his mom “fuck out of here” when she asked for a mili i’m crying – at San Antonio, TX
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Aaron Hernandez may have been a lot of things but he was deff a snack
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I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% ITALIAN @lizzo
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Seriously is there anything better than the month of October!?
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Highlight of the whole preseason imho
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On the 𝟭𝟮th day 'til kickoff, the #Patriots gave to me... a signed photo of @TomBrady 🎶 RT to enter to win! Rules: bit.ly/2MGAlNI
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Football season needs to start like yesterday
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Replying to @joeytortellini
Hi, Gary! That's a bold move, but we love it!
If you are 23 years old & grew up I’m Boston. It’s your 19TH SHOT AT THE BACON. UNREAL
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It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not get one, than to get an opportunity and not be prepared @TomBrady
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Replying to @HelloImToni
I prefer Game of Scones
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OHH THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAINING!!!! PLAYERS ONLY LOVE U WHEN THEY’RE PLAYIIIIING!!!
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I’m not exaggerating when I say that it’s a 15-1 ratio Pats to Rams fans here in Atlanta. It might feel like a home game for New England.
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