An insight into my brain

When the camera flashy, I act so happy

Every day I think about the time I was in the arndale one at the rhode stand and a group of kids no older than 11 were complaining to one another about wanting to get a lip balm but had to “wait for the old cow to move” - turns out I was the old cow they were referring to

I try by macy gray just came on the radio in the office and now I’m just sat at my desk thinking about when she stormed off the masked singer dressed as a toad in a hole 😭😭😭😭

Me when all the things she said by tatu comes on shuffle

For a spooky twist can the evicted housemates pop up like this #BBUK

Why am I finding them all sat around carving pumpkins weirdly cute #BBUK

How have we got to a point where Twinks is gentle parenting Rochelle and Rhianna 😭😭😭😭 #BBUK

I wish that I was good at compliments like Twinks because I can’t even genuinely say nice things to my friends without sounding like I’m taking the piss #BBUK

The laugh therapy challenge thing just reminded me of this #BBUK

Had a listen of that Knats album last week and went in with zero expectations of liking it but I’ve been obsessed ever since

Harry spending 90% of his exit interview gossiping with the crowd #BBUK

Can’t believe the producers didn’t put candy on as his eviction song #BBUK

Operation save the divas SUCCESSFUL #BBUK

Philip replaying all his diary room complaints about Rochelle in his head while he waits for her to come back from seeing her husband #BBUK

Can the crowd coordinate their chants better because at the minute it sounds more like “get the pepper out” than anything else #BBUK

Harry’s sister coming in just to correct his pronunciation for two minutes straight #BBUK

This whole frozen in time concept is giving yvon of the yukon #BBUK

He’s gonna be looking like Phil and Lil within a week #BBUK

She’s galloping around up in heaven now 💔👼🏻 #CelebrityTraitors

When I get to M&S and the gingerbread and white chocolate cookies are sold out again #CelebrityTraitors