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The travails of a semi-reformed Actor, Project Manager and Londoner

London, England
Joined October 2012
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"You, boy, what tier is this?"
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Take a look at the fabulous #FarewellGBS company #ShakesVsShav directed by @joesargent87 & Michael Friend has compiled & directed 'Shaw's First and Last Thoughts' Thanks to #BabelColour (@StuartHumphryes) for the use of his vibrant colour #GBS image. @SupportBritish #GBShaw
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Can you help @foodbankNorwood @BrixtonFoodbank Do you or anyone you know have access to a van that could be loaned or leased to us?  Please do get in touch if you are able to assist.  [email protected] @lovewestdulwich @westnorwoodnews @hernehillforum – at Lambeth, London
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ABSOLUTELY 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 Our industry is on its knees. And you’re going to pay £200 to Mr Fredrickson from down the road? PAY PROPER MONEY FOR A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR. I’ll cast it for you!
🌟 OPPORTUNITY 🌟 We’re on the hunt for a real person to star in our new ad campaign. We need a MAN 50+ years old with a huge smile and big, sparkly eyes. You don’t need to be a Specsavers customer to get involved, this is open to all!
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I'm reminded of the movie Die Hard in which the baddies portrayed themselves as politically motivated ideologues, to disguise the fact they were simply thieves.
Ask yourself, in years to come, do you want to take your kids to the theatre, or a Wetherspoons that used to be a theatre?
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This is like actors thinking that they send cars for us because we’re important. They send cars for us because otherwise we’d get lost. They’re doing it in English so we have no excuse for not turning up
First UK victory in Brexit trade talks! The negotiations will be in English and anyone speaking French will have to pay for the translation!!
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Sensible ducks reserve the right to change their minds. #mondaythoughts
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Join us at 4pm on Christmas Eve for our Christingle with nativity play. All are welcome.
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Fight for the freedom in your choice. #TitusAndronicus Folks, if you're eligible to vote in the UK, please do make sure you have registered by 11.59pm THIS EVENING (26 Nov) in order to be able to vote in the General Election on 12 Dec. #Register2Vote: gov.uk/register-to-vote
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Watch “John Melvin: Private View_ Paintings of Place_Solo Show” on #Vimeo vimeo.com/369593963 @dcontempart Exhibition runs until 15th Nov.
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- Boy! What's today? - Today? Well, today is Ditchmas Day! - It's Ditchmas Day! I haven't missed it! The spirits did it all in one night. - Do you know the Ditch by Parliament? - Yes, sir. - An intelligent lad, a remarkable lad. Will you go and check if anyone's dead in it?
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These will be my guiding principles as they have been consistently since my election. My constituents know I have always put their interests above my career prospects
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I miss the days when Tory leadership elections were something I'd watch with half-amused anthropological curiosity rather than the horror of the abductee trapped in the back of the van.
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Dear Parliamentarians, You will be debating today on a number of issues and from time to time "implement the result" and "respect democracy" will be said. Since there seems to be some confusion around these terms, I've written this helpful guide.
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OK one and all, let's have the future exam questions that might get set on Brexit... 20/50/100 years hence. Any level from GCSE to degree! Make them smart and challenging!
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House of Commons catering sense of humour klaxon
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Rees-Mogg is a Wooster without a Jeeves. "I'm jolly well going to say Letwin is more like a Wykehamist than an Etonian." "I wouldn't if I were you, sir..." "Can I at least promise to always vote with the DUP?" "I'm not sure that's altogether wise..."
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