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Modi Ji to Trump: "Don't worry. You just add bye election provision to your constitution. I will ask Amit Shah Ji to speak to newly elected democrats. They will resign and contest as Republicans. You will get control of both the houses"
Very bad year for me. In this Samvat, I lost 260 hours in useless meetings compared to 145 hours I lost in last Samvat. Full credit goes my boss.
As long as I am there, India will never see election losses like US saw today. I provide full support to Government of India: CEC Gyanesh Kumar
I found someone who is not able to earn 2.5k per month, can be called 'poor' as per Indian Govt definition
- It's Mukesh Ji who does not take a single rupee as salary from Pandemic time
- Have distributed what he has built with his sons, daughter and wife
- Little savings he had, used to bail out his brother
- Was crying other day during Jio IPO launch as he was worried how he will buy his ration now
On top of it someone mocks by calling him PM of India. RG, uska baat toh matt bolo, daily insult. Without that uska food bhi digest nahi hota hoga
Do not be happy when you get a 'fake' thank you from your boss or company boss. Be happy when you know you are most respected, most go to person in the company. There are technical issues which you can only solve. Work towards reaching there and most important, remain there
Somethings can only happen in Bangalore.
A friend at office told, in a hurry he forgot his wallet at home. After he realized, called his wife who just walked in to hand it over at the traffic signal. In 45 minutes he had travelled 600 meters only.
"Thank God she was working from home today. If I had to take U turn to go home to collect it, would have lost half a day"
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A day can start well or not so well. How you control your emotion on a day not going so well shows what you are made of. Never allow emotions to take over you. Have a great Wednesday
How PM Modi's legacy will be remembered?
A. For solving Delhi's AQI problem
B. For improving India's ranking in press freedom index
Still one more year for world cup, I believe this forthcoming series vs New Zealand will give an indication where India stands? Do you agree? Conditions similar to SA, after this series India is playing at home vs SL, ZIM, AUS. Team desperately needs a series vs SA before WC
Can not imagine Bishnoi Gang Member will call Tusshar Kapoor who is out of work from Manmohan Singh's time for 5 Cr. I suspect someone (in pic) who needs to return 5 Cr as per SC direction.
Mumbai Police, please find out the real culprit. Tomorrow they might call Jackky Bhagnani & Uday Chopra threatening them to pay, otherwise they will take their acting awards.
Diwali vacation has started, people will visit historical monuments and leave their handwriting there. We know this is something you can't avoid. What we order, everyone must use Arial Font type with size 44 while scribbling on any any monument: Archaeological Survey of India
Do not work just to show your boss. Because your current boss won't be your boss forever. Work & learn everyday to grow in your career.
Don't leave job to start something on your own, just because your friend did or you are bored with your job. Being an entrepreneur is a much bigger risk, consult people who have done before, verify your idea, plan, how u will monetize, how long it takes to breakeven, whether u have money to survive that period
One of my team member was coming late to office every day. When manager asked about it, he said "The area I am staying do not have good footpath to drive and bypass the traffic". Wah, valid point toh bataya. Footpath toh hota hai gaadi chalane ke liye!