December

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my children are really fucking with my ability to remain the 'cool parent.'

that John denver's full of SHIT, man.

dad math= hanging out with a kid for 3 hours is equal to spending all day every day with them. and it's totally easy, you're so lucky!

the kids math assignment asks us to draw a math mountain. wtf. I wonder how he is going to explain why mommy set his homework on fire.

I have a 7yo who can tell you how fast the ISS flies in orbit & at what height, so cool, but I'd be stoked if he would just lift the seat.

you know who the real heroes are? dyslexic website developers. #thestruggleisreal.

found my 7 yr old intently watching youtube videos about the Higgs boson this morning. I give him 3 or 4 minutes before he's smarter than me

A girl who is famous only because of a sex tape with a semi famous person....is making news for getting naked. roll that one around, murica.

a new study says men are 90% hotter when they play guitar. in other news, the sky is blue and chocolate is delicious.

the scariest 4 words I've ever heard in politics: "kim Kardashians political clout." please, no.

I either need it to be bikini season all the time, or sweater season all the time. this going back and forth bullshit is not working for me

Starbucks is starting a delivery service. my plan to never leave the house again is coming together nicely.

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@HanginWithMikus not really. binge watching the office and praying for the sweet release of death.

Our parents had Scarlet and Ashley. Our generation has Jim and Pam.

television commercials: 5% excitement to see the show. 95% excitement to never see that commercial ever again.