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Lusaka, Zambia
Joined November 2020
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Supervisor: Why are you late for work?
Me: I won't lie. I have never seen Lusaka this clean. Nenze na soba pa office. ππ€£π
The new number plate in Nakonde AIJ has gone over a thousand vehicles in a very short time. Mwe Lesa! People are out here lying that they are suffering kanshi.
The stories for in Lusaka ππΎββοΈ.
Ati someone wanted to buy a round of beers, then the buyer called him aside and said, "LEKEFYO! WALAICHENA". He later found out that a round was close to 8 pin. ππ€£π β at Tanzania
But seriously, how are you people in Lusaka surviving? One bedroom apartment K4,500 by 3 months plus K4,500 security deposit. π
Posted a video of my daughter telling me, "Ma bolingo mwaiche." And my dad found it funny. If it was me calling him mwaiche, I wouldn't be alive to tweet this. ππ
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Mwana Uta πΏπ²πΉπΏπ²πΌ retweeted
Iβm very pleased to see that practicing lawyers are not engaging in arguments with laypeopleπ₯Ή
Even bridges, I learnt that the hard way at Kafue Bridge. Paramilitary simunzako pulizi. ππΎββοΈ
So, y'all have been cooking someone for a WEEK now. They dig up your old tweets, "It's water under the bridge." It's been a week, y'all think that water is yet to cross under his bridge?! β at Tanzania
Zambian Twitter this past week. #ZedX β at Tanzania