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God of Forge and Fire. Member of @inthepantheon. You have read my bio, that’s enough social interaction for one day. #thepantheon. Scribed by @noexpertreally

Joined October 2020
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Replying to @artistfuly
This is true. I am, indeed, underrated. You can read all about the extent of this underrating here.This is the first of my stories: inthepantheon.com/symposium/…… More here: inthepantheon.com/author/Hep……
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Deceased.
223 years ago today, George Washington passed away at the age of 67. If you had to pick one word to describe him, what would it be?
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Silence.
What is one quality in a person that instantly makes you like them?
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I talk with Circe. And Charon. I do enjoy my chats with Charon. He is one of my closest friends. Well, I say “one of”…he’s my closest friend. Well, not that close. He’s my friend. I’m fairly sure.
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Some of us like time-consuming, heavy handling.
Guest Editorial: Julio Alcacer, sheet-metal fabricator specialist, Rolleri USA: Adjustable die system equips a press brake with a single tool that can be easily changed, eliminating time-consuming, heavy handling ow.ly/UT1O30skqB1
Using metal for…art? I’m not sure I approve.
Waterjet: Metalistics in Washington state uses a new @FlowWaterjet cutting tool to create public art ow.ly/7jkZ30skjSb
This seems accurate.
Aphrodite: wanna play 20 questions? Artemis: sure Aphrodite: ok, you go first Artemis: uh, what's your favourite meal? Aphrodite: pink, my turn, you like girls?
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Such a long time since I have been properly worshipped. I am not complaining.
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No. I also do not like spending time with others.
Do you enjoy spending time with yourself?
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Here I meet with a number of people who are dear to me. Oh, and also my brother, @FightingAres.
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In which Circe teaches me that plants are psychic. It is bad enough when @passionate_dite knows what I am thinking. Now I have to worry about daffodils as well.
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To be honest, I don’t think there is much wrong with the current generation of shapemeter roll. There, I said it.
ANDRITZ Metals Germany, part of international technology group ANDRITZ, and the VDEh-Betriebsforschungsinstitut have entered into a collaboration to develop the latest generation of shapemeter roll ow.ly/ixbh30s9zS5
I would like to point out that I am a god and I consider this to be impossible.
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Wait…the other Gods hate me? @inthepantheon is this true? It does make sense, now I think about it.
I need more stories about Hephaestus that isn't about the other gods hating him. I think he's underrated.
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I always enjoy meeting new people. Well, not always. But meeting Circe was a less unpleasant experience than it might have been. And she didn’t turn me into a pig, so there’s that.
Sorceress: I snort derisively and see her face change. I quickly explain myself lest I awake in a pigsty. “I mean you no disrespect.” In fact, I suspect that she is more than capable of doing what is required if the need... @noexpertreally @HephTheGod inthepantheon.com/sorceress/…
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I do not generally enjoy being with my family. Or my friends. Or anyone, really, now I come to think of it.
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This story features my brother, @FightingAres. But please do not let that put you off reading it.
Assistance Ares is stunned. He has not yet had time to be angry as the barrel of the tank’s main gun begins to droop, and he is serenaded by the screaming of the men inside. @noexpertreally @HephTheGod inthepantheon.com/assistance…
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If I am present at a gathering for more than twenty minutes that counts as socialising. Those are the rules. I made sure they were clear when I negotiated and agreed them.
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I hear my brother also saw you for this yesterday.
Tell me something you can say during sex and at the dentist.
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Replying to @FightingAres
@FightingAres Brother, I was recently shown an appalling weapon like this called “The Wrath of Ares”. Are you involved? Have you been teaching the mortals to build such things? If so, you should be ashamed of yourself. There is no honour in this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=myuZUx…