Barry Burton

Portrayal of RE1 to 8 Barry Both serious and funny (depends on the other person, I like and do both) Adult writer/character Dark themes like gore, horror Everyone welcome "𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒"

Sure, I'll help you. Just make sure to add that dynamite, not real cake for a villain like her without it.

Now I want pizza with wedges

Irony? In the end, the world is a better place without your cruelty. And I'm just offering some advice, Alex.

Let me join in

Need some tips to make it a permanent thing, Alex?

And you don't even have an off button.

Haha, no! I'm 56 years older than that, Ma'am.

Alex, give me Moira back, you don't like her anyway.

Imagine being into Wesker. Imagine that. I mean, IMAGINE THAT!

Haha, Imagine having your own daughter throw a cake in your face. My daughter my be annoying, but she would never do that. You must be the worst father in the...Moira? What are you doing? MOIRA!

You better hope I don't steal the remote.

A mask to hide the monster she truly is?

I look younger than Ale... my daughter looks younger than Alex!

Exactly, Mél. If you need some backup, you can always give me a call.

Either we are both pensioners or both middle aged, Alex.

Only because Weskers suck so much.

Haha, your favorite old man with a big magnum is back.

Flagged for spreading misinformation.

It works better than you think

Haha, Chris really pumped Miranda full! Just like I shot my magnum into Alex! Mine is bigger than his though.