Metal Bat

Time ta get a move on. X City is deader than a doornail.

I gave up my metal bat. Call me Wooden Bat from now on.

I live again

But before that, maybe I should do something about that goddamn @RealAndroid18 who keeps attacking me on sight.

*stretches* It's good to finally be out of the hospital. I'm goin' to kill that Garou bastard if I ever see him again.

I can't wait to get out of this shithole so I can go shopping with Zenko again.

Goddamn! I'm up to my elbows with hero work out here and all I've seen are dudes. A guy's gotta have some female presence or he goes NUTS

Smacks the back of @RealAndroid18's head. "That's payback."

My shins still hurt from 18 kicking it. I swear to god I'll scrap her the next time I see her.

What the fuck, woman? Stop tryin' ta kill me xitter.gq/realandroid18/status/7…

Tho, my little sister will always be number one.

If 18's husband is here, I can get admire hot girls now and not get murdered, right?

Homocidal androids after you? ....I'm still working on this step.

Someone pissin' you off? Metal bat to the face. Monsters destroying a city? Use a metal bat.

Do you ever stop to wonder how amazing it is that almost all yer problems in life can be solved with a metal bat?

....18 didn't kill anyone, did she?

Boy, it sure is quiet around here. It feels like everyone died around here.

There's a talking egg that's calling itself Krillin. I wonder if I should smash it

I beat his head in and then turned him over. What a waste of my time spent with my little sister.

I was told there was a giant catfish monser that was terrorrising S City. It turned out to be just a sweaty creep.