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Heather and Bentley

@HeyMissHeather

People tell me I should do standup-Not sure if it's because I tell great stories or because my life is such a joke. PublicHealth Libraries GoldenRetrievers

Joined May 2013
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I'm sorry I got muddy paw prints all over your light grey khaki pants
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I'm done with Twitter. If you want to keep in touch, DM me and I'll give you my email. Thanks for sharing your Goldies over the years.
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Replying to @ApostropheLaw
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Teacher's will be furious, @waitrose
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Me: Do I look slummy today? Bf: You look like a normal person going to a farmer's market in the Upper Valley. Me: How COULD you?!
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@mradamscott22 Jun 2017
As fate would have it, my pizza-making class in Italy goes awry, so the chef saves me by turning it into a calzone.
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But MUM!!! I got SO excited about Grandma 👵🏼 being here that I couldn't help myself: I jumped right up on the couch 😳🙊🙈😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He's meditating
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WPRI 12@wpri1221 Jun 2017
Two signs along Westminster Street in downtown Providence read "Westminister Street": wpri.com/2017/06/21/street-s…
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He's such a lovely boy
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Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman trib.al/OlcsyKi
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Happy Father's Day to all, even the haters and losers!
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Bentley and Jake celebrated their first Father's Day together.
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@NPR18 Jun 2017
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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@NPR16 Jun 2017
Everything Rhode Island's 2017 Teacher of the Year was wearing in the White House photo was meticulously chosen. n.pr/2sHZWvm
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Well, I'm glad I got my Cuba trip in when I did.
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I just bought dad shoes.
They love each other
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LL Bean dog couch owners: premium or therapeutic?
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My boyfriend ,who rides a road bike 50-100 miles at a time, is assembling my one-speed, 35-pound beach cruiser with pedal breaks.
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Me: Do you have an apparatus to which to attach a bicycle to you car? BF: A bike rack?
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Do not deliver opening remarks at a library conference, and forget to pronounce the first R... evey single time. libRary. libRarian.
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