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Hey, I can be the answer... ✨

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Joined December 2010
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
Symone, get that step down look out of storage!
A new theme for the 2027 Met Gala has been announced: “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Guests will reimagine ordinary everyday clothing such as T-shirts, jeans and sweatshirts.
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
Kids’ shows had balance back then. Some were for mental stimulation (Between the Lions), helped push critical thinking (Blue’s Clues), taught social interaction (Sesame Street), encouraged imagination (Dragon’s Tales), and then you had your calm shows (Oswald).
We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
You have to fight evil with evil. My aunt was going to vote for the DA so this morning I introduced her to The Polygamist on Netflix and told her it's playing live and won't play again. She hasn't left the house yet.
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
Helen called amaXhosa in Cape Town “economic refugees”. Said colonialism wasn’t all bad. Labelled Simphiwe Dana a “professional black” which she defined as a perpetual victim of racism. Called Mmusi, Lindiwe et al. failed experiments. She is actively against BEE. She’s a Zionist.
They love acting like they have amnesia 🙄
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
#LGBTQI+ICONS – BEVERLEY PALESA DITSIE Beverley Palesa Ditsie (born 1971) is a dedicated South African lesbian activist, artist, and filmmaker. Did you know she co-founded the Gay and Lesbian Organization of Witwatersrand? Ditsie played a pivotal role in organizing South Africa's first Pride March, which took place in Johannesburg in 1990, inspired by Simon Nkoli's experiences in America. Today, she advocates for inclusivity, raising concerns about the cultural and racial divides among LGBTQIA+ people in South Africa. #LGBTQIIcons #PrideMonth #LGBTQIAdvocates #LGBTQIRights #LGBTQICommunity
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
If you’d like a break from *gestures broadly at all of this* the capybaras at the Edinburgh Zoo are locked in a scandalous love triangle.
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I need Beyoncé to perform Grown Woman again IMMEDIATELY
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Never started, but yes. 💯
I don’t argue about Beyoncé anymore, because I don’t have to. History has been, and is still being made. The bar has been set. Argue amongst yourselves.
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Did you know that the A in LGBTQIA+ is for asexual? asexual identities are often overlooked or misunderstood. 🌎 Ace Week is dedicated to the education, awareness, and inclusion of asexual people. 💜 🤍 🖤 @aceweek @asexuality #aceweek #asexual #lgbtqia #asexuality #ace
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They're also trans and fat, as you can see. Please put them down before you turn into a thique hijabi they/them. PROTECT YOURSELF BLACK MAN!! 💪🏿💪🏿
Oh no guys! Choice Assorted biscuits are Halal too! December is ruined 😠
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
I’m tired of Christians acting like a persecuted minority in SA. There’s a church on every corner. People pray to Jesus before corporate events, meetings, and school assemblies. Christian holidays are public holidays while every other religious group takes leave. It’s enough
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Just had Halaal Kellogg’s All Bran Flakes with Halaal plain yoghurt!
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
Beyonce said unlike with her music, you bitches are too bald headed to be picky when it comes to hair products. You need that shit.
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I will NEVER talk kuk about Muslims or their faith. I respect their faith❤️ It was our Muslim neighbours who suggested to my parents to get me a cat at age 3y/o and I've never been without a cat since then. Also, 15th pwasa exists so I'm not gona be dom☺️
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And that’s on gay rights, abortions and common law marriages!
it doesn’t matter how many times you say it: South Africa is NOT a Christian country ❤️❤️
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Clubfoot Contessa retweeted
The irony of people that preach at hospitals, schools, buses, knocking on your door, markets, streets, malls saying that other people are imposing their religion 😭✋🏾it’s like they can’t hear themselves.
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Religious intolerance in a secular country, fueled by adults who act like SA is a theocracy. Willful ignorance isn’t a badge of honor. We’ve had a plethora of denominations and religions coexist here for decades, yet we’re letting manufactured propaganda drag us backward
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Trans people have always existed and they will always exist. Not a politician, not a popstar and not a religious figure can do shit about it.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but the same constitution that allows me to practice my Christianity in peace is also afforded to Muslims. This is not your mother's country
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transphobia is rooted in the same patriarchal and heteronormative ideals as homophobia. you cannot claim to be an ally while refusing to stand with everyone under the LGBTQ+ umbrella. solidarity is not selective.
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