OG Emo YouTuber | Alt-Pop Artist | Bald Baddie
Orlando, FL
Joined January 2013
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So sometimes I’m working my very normal person bartending job and I’ll say “hey there, how are you?” to a customer and I’ll get a “Hey There, I’m Shannon” in response from them and it shatters my brain every time lol. I love you guys 🖤
Just had a drunk old lady tell me I look like concentration camp victim to my face, word for word, amidst an otherwise almost normal? exchange??
Old girl is lucky her bones are brittle and her brain is mush haha
Holy fuck. I reached out to someone I thought was a friend offering someone to talk to and got the most vitriolic personal attacks in return. Genuinely shaken, wow.
My boyfriend (Seth) just got a text from a scammer which would be totally normal except for the fact that the scammer used the google address [email protected] 💀😭 I’m legitimately crying right now
🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump has appointed Bryan Stars as the head of Department of Children’s Services
I pray with every fiber of my being you experience extreme testicular torsion and the only option is complete castration. Your body, my choice.
One of the stranger things about major events such as death, natural disasters & elections, is how much everything changes on a deep interpersonal emotional basis, but the world keeps on turning like nothing has changed.
My best friend died & the sun still rose. A high school acquaintance took her own life, & after the morning acknowledgment, we did math. A catastrophic election occurs, & I hear no one utter a political word in a split city. We have to be more vocal. We have to actually feel.
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As someone who has been 50/50 on having children her entire life…. That has certainly shifted to 80/20 overnight :/
Parents really bring you the most random ass shit when they see you. For example mine just gave me a home grown avocado and 1 (one) gluten free rice crispy treat. Bird mom behavior fr 😂💕
There are meteorologists CRYING about this hurricane on TV and here I am currently working at an outside bar in Orlando 😅
My two most recent Insta comments are
1) calling me ugly and 2) telling me to repent before I go to hell…
WE ARE SO BACK BABY!!! lmao
Just watched a true crime doc where the husband killed his wife & then immediately tried to convince the cops she died from a heart attack because she “was too overweight.”
The way my ghost would be THROWING hands. I would never let that man sleep another night, I swear lmao
