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Fluent in Simlish. Pushing Daisies deserved a third season.

London, England.
Joined January 2012
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My wife just left me.
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“One game per week will work your advantage” just screams delusional from Chelsea fans at this point, because it clearly hasn’t in any way. Even saw some getting excited because Sunderland played a most of their starters int he week in their Europa League match.
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Fun first half. Anthony Gordon and Raphina need to wake up a bit. Yamal created a couple chances which should’ve turned into goals, but nope. Good stuff from Fermin. Atletico shows that a 442 can still work in 2026.
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This is Jose Mourinho's reaction every time, you'd think his team was Valencia yesterday. I always laugh.
Jose Mourinho’s reaction to Real Madrid scoring 😭😭
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Chelsea fans trying to use Wesley Fofana, who had a good game and dealt with Brobbey better than any defender today, as the scapegoat for our loss. Pathetic. Don't try it.
This was Saliba against this Brobbey btw while we stuck with Fofana and Colwill 🤦
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Anyway, Bacelona vs Atletico Madrid in an hour. I need watch a good football match today.
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Aston Villa’s Morgan Rogers clone played how Morgan Rogers should’ve earlier for Chelsea. Actually, Chelsea should’ve played with the urgency Villa did in general.
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If Man United know what's good for them, they better stay in their lane and not try to get back into this game. Know who you are now.
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Dumb challenge from Aston Villa.
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Chelsea were shocking earlier, but whatever is happening with Manchester United is something I could ever imagine. What do we even say at this point about them? 2-0 down within 3 minutes, at home.
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It's like Chelsea is allergic to being in the top 3 in this first half of the season; top 4-6 is their ceiling.
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The Chelsea squad go for their pre match walk. Caicedo spotted with the boys. #CFC
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Rockstar’s GTA 6 takeover on Oxford Street, London. (via @prithdsouza777)
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🚨🚨| Manchester United finish the day in the Premier League’s 𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 after playing at least nine matches for the first time since November 1986. 🔴🔻 They were 21st after 15 games back then.
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Vicky López is box office 🍿 #UWCL || @FCBfemeni
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That really says MALO GUSTO? Wow.
📋🇫🇷 La liste de Zinédine Zidane pour nos 2 derniers matchs de la phase de groupes de Ligue des Nations, face à l’Italie et à la Turquie ! Première convocation pour Pablo Pagis 🙌
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I hope Zidane somehow unlocks what Gusto hasn't been for a long time because he's been a liability for Chelsea for while. Good for Leny Yoro, I think he's been good for Man United, even though they haven't overall as a team.
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Let’s go even further back to make sure England didn’t give away a free kick against Brazil in the 2002 World Cup. Doubt how much would’ve changed with the outcome though.
If football clubs had time machines 🧠
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Need Jacobo Ramon to do the same thing Nico Paz did and reject a Real Madrid return, so Xabi can convince him to join Chelsea. I know that last part likely won't happen.
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I don't think he's going anywhere, aha.
🚨| 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Ronald Araújo has been voted as Liverpool's Player of the Month for October. 🔴
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If Coventry beat Everton this evening, they'll be 5 points clear of Man United. What a time.
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