Heidi Hemp retweeted
Airbnb got too much dip on they chip. They’re about to fall off. No one is gonna continue to pay $500 to stay in an apartment for two days when they can pay $300 for a hotel stay that has a pool, room service, free breakfast & cleaning everyday. Like get real lol
Heidi Hemp retweeted
I want the people in charge of @ChickfilA drive through to coordinate vaccine distribution.
Heidi Hemp retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
Heidi Hemp retweeted
If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.
Heidi Hemp retweeted
there are two types of people:
- desperate to travel right now and will go to a country they’ve never heard of if they’re letting Americans in
- only traveling back and forth from the fridge to the couch
Heidi Hemp retweeted
the only predictable thing about 2020 is that Florida continues to be absolutely wild
Heidi Hemp retweeted
IT TOOK ALL 50 STATES, THE AMISH, KPOP STANS, 13 OTHER COUNTRIES, WITCHES, ANONYMOUS, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, CELEBRITIES, STAN TWITTER, PEOPLE OF COLOR, WHITE ALLIES & BATMAN TO GET 2ND DEGREE MURDER AND THE THREE COPS ARRESTED AND WE HAD THE PRESIDENT & MILITARY AGAINST US, MY GOD
Heidi Hemp retweeted
Replying to @kourtneykardash
@kourtneykardash VS. @KimKardashian 💪🏼👋🏼👊🏼
@khloekardashian @KendallJenner
#RRRemakes
#Kuwtk
#DontEVER
#WhatOnEarth
#TrueIsSleep
Heidi Hemp retweeted
creator of ducktales: ok so it’s a children’s show, something simple is probably fine
guy who wrote the theme song: slap bass. horns
creator: well ok sure
guy who wrote the song: 2 key changes
creator: wait, why
guy who wrote the song: let’s tell the kids life is a hurricane
Heidi Hemp retweeted
Every year, on average, 50,000 people die from the flu in the US yet most people won’t take the time to get a flu shot. Two people have died of coronavirus and the country is losing its mind. Chill. Out. People.






















