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I am emotionally allergic to Mayo.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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Heidi Hemp retweeted
Airbnb got too much dip on they chip. They’re about to fall off. No one is gonna continue to pay $500 to stay in an apartment for two days when they can pay $300 for a hotel stay that has a pool, room service, free breakfast & cleaning everyday. Like get real lol
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Need an HBO Max documentary on this
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Heidi Hemp retweeted
kanye west & jeffree star hooking up wasn’t on my 2021 bingo card
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I want the people in charge of @ChickfilA drive through to coordinate vaccine distribution.
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I will say I didn’t predict Kim and Kanye would be 2021’s first victims
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Heidi Hemp retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.
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Time to change out of my day pajamas into my night pajamas.
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If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.
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there are two types of people: - desperate to travel right now and will go to a country they’ve never heard of if they’re letting Americans in - only traveling back and forth from the fridge to the couch
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the only predictable thing about 2020 is that Florida continues to be absolutely wild
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I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my Covid decorations up.
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IT TOOK ALL 50 STATES, THE AMISH, KPOP STANS, 13 OTHER COUNTRIES, WITCHES, ANONYMOUS, THE LGBT COMMUNITY, CELEBRITIES, STAN TWITTER, PEOPLE OF COLOR, WHITE ALLIES & BATMAN TO GET 2ND DEGREE MURDER AND THE THREE COPS ARRESTED AND WE HAD THE PRESIDENT & MILITARY AGAINST US, MY GOD
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Heidi Hemp retweeted
friend fired up a drone and took this shot of LA today
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creator of ducktales: ok so it’s a children’s show, something simple is probably fine guy who wrote the theme song: slap bass. horns creator: well ok sure guy who wrote the song: 2 key changes creator: wait, why guy who wrote the song: let’s tell the kids life is a hurricane
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Every year, on average, 50,000 people die from the flu in the US yet most people won’t take the time to get a flu shot. Two people have died of coronavirus and the country is losing its mind. Chill. Out. People.
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Did this fight cost $85 for everyone???
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LA which lane on the 405 North we stanning??????
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Nothing taste better than cold water.
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