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''A sociopath, with your number.''

Consulting Detective
Joined February 2014
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same tbh
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This the Government I want.
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When my SO is tickling me, and I let out a fart... xitter.gq/GiveMeInternet/status/…
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@StayingAliveJim ~ forward to mouth the outline of Jim's cock. For a virgin.. Sherlock was well-taught.
@StayingAliveJim He keener at that, rubbing Jim a bit more deliberately than before. "Mmn.. Please..." Sherlock whispered as he moved ~
@StayingAliveJim ~ showing the criminal that Sherlock appreciated the attention.
@StayingAliveJim "Please.." He said a little more desperate than before. "Keep doing that.." Careful fingers brushed over Jim's underwear, ~
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A mummified monk was found inside of this Buddha statue...
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Iceland is building a temple to worship Odin, Thor, and other Norse gods, and the religion already has 2,500 adherents.
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@StayingAliveJim ~ He never knew his scalp was so sensitive when he was aroused.
@StayingAliveJim He let out a slight moan. More of a breath, really. "Please.." Sherlock muttered as he leaned into the man's touch. ~
@StayingAliveJim He shut his eyes, feeling the slight tingling sensation his curls brought on when someone touched them. When JIM touched ~
@StayingAliveJim ~ contemplating on whether to throw you out of the window or not.." It was a lie, obviously. Sherlock was only saving ~
@StayingAliveJim That only worsened his blush, making him glare just a bit from behind his curls. "Don't get too confident.. I'm still ~