@HighlightsUte

Podcast host for @thetwolinepass ▪️Fan of tacos ▪️Just trying to be a better person than I was yesterday ▪️ @ashpoulsen is my hero.

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I'm going to be honest... I'm very surprised that inserting into the lineup a man who can't play hockey and just takes penalties resulted in very little offense and too many penalties. Who could have seen it coming? #TusksUp
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Ohhhhh noooooooo THE SHUTOUT!!!!! NooooOOOOoooooo 😈😈😈
🦣Dustin From TLP🦣@HighlightsUte2h
I started Jesper Wallstedt in fantasy tonight. As bittersweet as it might be, it's good to see him pitching a SHUTOUT tonight. A Wallstedt SHUTOUT would do wonders for me tonight
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Don't worry, chat, I'm not going to send a tweet about Veggie giving up 3 goals on the same night that Hellebuyck debuted with a 17/18 (94%) performance. I won't tweet it. It's a good thing that we didn't get him.
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I started Jesper Wallstedt in fantasy tonight. As bittersweet as it might be, it's good to see him pitching a SHUTOUT tonight. A Wallstedt SHUTOUT would do wonders for me tonight
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I used to watch a show on Food Network called "$40 a Day" where Rachel Ray would take awesome vacations and spend only $40 a day on the food she ate. On that show, she traveled less than Veggie does from his crease in the span of one (1) Utah Mammoth game.
Randon From TLP 🦣#8🦣@TLPRandon2h
Vejmelka being 1000 feet out of the crease and the other team scores. Tale as old as time. #TusksUp
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I might be breaking some news here, but you aren't going to win many games when you're being out shot 24 to 9. As an old @TheTwoLinePass saying goes "PUT PUCKS ON NET!!!!" #TusksUp
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Tourigny, the spaghetti chef, just throwing more stuff against the wall
SLC Puck!
@slcpuck3h
Feels like Bear is reaching with these line adjustments. Keller-Cooley-Guenther doesn’t seem to make sense.
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STOP COMMITTING PENALTIES YOU MAMMOTH JERKS
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@matthewcstevensOct 26
I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
WestCoastCFB
@WestCoastCFBOct 26
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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This Pat McAfee stuff is hilarious because the entire population of sports internet is making fun of him and calling him soft and then you have the same 25-50 horrid BYU fans screaming "Yeah! Utah fans suck! We told you!"
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In a stunning turn of a events, the world has found out that a punter is soft.
Bill
@BillgetzfroggyOct 26
🚨 Pat McAfee GOES OFF on the University of Utah 😳 He says he’s never felt so uncomfortable, even bringing up what happened at UVU last year. “I did not enjoy the University of Utah.” HOLY SMOKES 💀
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@ball_knower_19Oct 25
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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Ted Lasso is my favorite television show ever. I was very worried that they'd tarnish the legacy by coming back for season 4. Now, I desperately want a season 5 of Ted Lasso.
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A pro bowl caliber QB and some bum who should be a backup.
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TYLER M F'ING HUNTLEY
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Never let your job rely on DJ Lagway playing QB
On3
@On3Oct 25
BREAKING: Baylor has fired head football coach Dave Aranda, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/dave-aranda-fir…
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Very few things in life pump me up like hearing a crowd explode after a huge play.
Porter Larsen@LarsenPort1Oct 25
The Bennee strip sack from the sideline… just an awesome atmosphere in RES tonight
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I don't know why but Bennee's jump makes me so happy 🤣🤣🤣
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Utah plays their best football when the pressure is on. None of them play tight, none of them play scared, none of them afraid to make a mistake. That's the impact of Scalley at the helm.
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