andy

Low sitting toilets just hit different.

Me frantically trying to offload my cache of illegal “boolets”.

When my dog walks past multiple grass patches and decides to shit on a busy sidewalk.

At an off leash dog park a dog started barking at me. “It’s all good Mr. Pups.”Some are barkers, I have a lap jumper myself. Then owner drags it over to me and starts hitting it on the face while it looked at me. Umm-that AINT it and the dog probably DESPISES me now. Poor thing.

People who pass on the on-ramp before a zipper merge, who didn’t hurt you enough as a child?

This is why it’s so important to VOTE.

When you sit down at a restaurant, the server immediately asks what you want and they have one drink menu.

Wouldn’t it be a bummer if the moment you turn 75, they stop electing 75 year old presidents. Like…cmon I waited 🥴☹️

Twitter is wild. -They want to kill us when we protest, or when we lawfully vote. - These seditious acts are just going to continue unless lawmakers... -Elon Musk wants to explore interplanetary servitude - Capitol Police officer dies of suicide -cOmE oN rAvEnS, pass!

I think the perfect short-form improv show could really help the country right now. - Me to no one while I clean up after my dog goes potty.

Midsommar (2019)

Tbf, She saw a photo of Atlanta and assumed it was Wakanda.

When are we supposed to receive our Official Biden:BLMAntifa Suburban Spook & Avocado consumption tactical manual? I wanna show up to Soros Manor all studied up. I hate being the new kid 🥴

The first time I learned an election result by hearing my city start celebrating outside.

So..if I am reading the room right. Trump won the morale-defeat victory but the election is still up for grabs. Yeah?

Whatever happens, you should know this Andy absolutely exercised his right to vote at 1/3 the national value of an Andy in Wyoming. .....I should have called him. All Andy's should get on message. Everyone Google your first name and then get to work!

Me staring at the road about to start a super long road trip: "10 minutes Mr. Highway."

My name is Andy It’s pronounced “Ann-Dee” It’s was one of the most popular boys name in 1984 so it means my mom was real tired of being pregnant.

My apologies, I wasn’t asking for an umbrella I was hesitatingly asking for a brella.