Maria Hill

Happy 2 years to the incorrects. I know that our accounts are mostly dead now. But I have never thought making this account 2 years ago wouldve changed my life. I have a group a friends who I now call my family. I'm glad I decided to make this account. I love you guys so much.

Dead

When wifey comes home:

My FUCKING WIFE

Maria: I love you May: *turns around* wat Maria: *flustered* wat-

Fury: Maria can you even see right now? Where are your glasses? Maria: stopped wearing them Fury: why Maria *crossing her arms*: I dont know what's even happening anymore-

Maria: you... have a face. May: yes, yes I do. Maria: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face. May: thanks, I think Maria* flustered* : plEasE just accept my attempt at flirting. I dont know what I'm doing-

Fury: Pull over- Maria: actually it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.. Fury: pull the CAR OVER-

Maria: WHO THE FUCK- May: MARIA, LANGUAGE- Maria: oh right- ... Maria: WHOM THE FUCK- May: n- no

Maria: May, you are like an angel with no wings. May: ..so like a person..-

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: waiting for the incorrect come back of the century while eating my brownies and playing on the switch-

uwu

May, coming home from a long day: wHY ARE THE DISHES IN ALPhaBETICAL ORDer? Maria:

I’m alive but I’m going to bed.

Even tho I'm dead for right now. Keep ya fuckin mouth shut. #DontSpoilTheEndgame

And you thought I was dead. HAH

#MariaHill Uwu