The Seinfeld of Shitposting. A neurotic masterpiece.

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state troopers about to be like
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me after getting kicked out of chili's for being "too intoxicated"
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Te Quiero un Chingo Internet 😂😂😂😂
🤖 Made with AI
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“So you have mommy issues?” “My issue is that you’re not my mommy”
Replying to @grandtheftnoise
My issue is that you're not my mommy ❤️
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Miss Dong Copter retweeted
are you okay babe you’ve barely touched my nerves today
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Unblock me. I've changed.
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I'm grumpy af today
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Show dominance by saying "charmed, I'm sure" while he's inside you.
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You heard it here first, folks.
Replying to @HitCockBottom
best account on twitter
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Replying to @BannedChief
Braid my hair
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Show dominance by saying "charmed, I'm sure" while he's inside you.
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Replying to @McL106
Yes! Sub! Omg 🤣😅
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I love a good meatball sandwich and I think that says a lot about me as a woman.
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Replying to @plutoskybase
Longer than that. It was posted on the original account.
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