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Joined December 2011
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"Those who have the ability to take action, have the responsibility to take action - Nic Cage" - Dylan Cease @Gate14Pod reactions:
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Absolute cinema. Edwin Díaz makes his Dodgers debut with a live trumpeteer 🎺 🎥 @TalkinBaseball_
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January February Bosco
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if i see him in a fire i’m gonna think he the grim reaper
Former NBA player Tacko Fall is working towards becoming a firefighter
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don’t care you’re still wrong for what your security did to that little girl
JUST MET THE ABSOLUTE GOAT AT THE AIRPORT AAAAHHH
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i was tryna figure out who was missing and realized scooby isn’t real
Scooby-Doo, world premiere (2002)
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He could give me that $55k one time and never have to pay her again lol.
Jimmy Butler’s baby mama says $55K in child support isn’t enough and wants another $10K, but his lawyer argues that she’s "unemployed and doesn't want to look for work."
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Irish Zionism
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So they used AI instead of hiring actual ballerinas and opera singers ? Oh godmothée, they keep proving your point !!
Polymarket stages ballet and opera performance set to "Forever Young” featured in ‘Marty Supreme.’
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jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe
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Ugh you just had to be there
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My sources are telling me that Travis had actually planned to retire this offseason, but felt obligated to return in order to help cover the growing financial burdens of his mothers extensive home renovations.
Travis Kelce expected to return to Chiefs for 14th season. (via @RapSheet)
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Bombing Iran to distract from the Donna Kelce home renovation
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We have a team of doctors waiting outside
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Another reason to like the D.J. Moore trade: The #Bills can lower Moore’s 2026 cap hit from $24.5M to $6.8M, according to @spotrac. They can also save $6.1M by releasing WR Curtis Samuel. So if the Bills were to complete both of these transactions, they would be swapping out a WR4 (at best) who can never stay healthy with a WR1 who hasn’t missed a game in 5 seasons, and it would only cost them $700,000 against the cap. I’m doing this all day, every day. #BillsMafia
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ESPN sources: the Chicago Bears are working to finalize a trade that would send WR D.J. Moore to the Buffalo Bills. Compensation still is being discussed, and the trade cannot be processed until the new league year begins, but both sides are pushing to make it happen.
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.@chefdonnyy folded immediately @BarstoolYak
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LeBron never did that
BREAKING: Jordan says it shot down two Iranian ballistic missiles
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Donny vs Titus, round 500
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You're gonna wanna put down your Beast Burger before watching this.
We made a $300,000,000 movie starring @LoganPaul with AI in less than 7 days. Yes, this is 100% AI.
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