Honestly if you can’t say it with your chest I think you don’t deserve to say it at all. I hate a fake bitch. Like maybe I’d actually respect you if you hated me to my face.
Not enough people in my life watch It’s Always Sunny because I vocally stim “can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time” way too often.
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I have 2 types of anemia (I’m super fun to be around) and my boyfriend knows when he needs to feed me spinach or red meat based off the temperature of my hands and how tired I am. Which warms my blood.
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No it’s fine I’m not watching a YouTube video on double knitting while also trying to translate a poem into Latin? I’m cool it’s fine. I’m fine.
I’m so tired bro.
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I watched this whole series tonight. It’s fine. I’m fine. I definitely don’t need more of it immediately.
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Ngl I heard “do you have a slut for Joy?” And I was like…yes and then I read the caption and I was like…no
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I have to take meds at night because of my anxiety and insomnia. But I’m on call like this entire week all night long so I can’t take my meds which means here I am on 4 hours of sleep in 48 hours wide awake just vibing
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Me seeing anything that is fiber arts related: “hmm I can make that…”
No bitch you can’t right now. Finish your 4 other unfinished projects first.
I know I went to a private high school but it still baffles my mind sometimes that I read A Clockwork Orange as assigned reading in my junior year.
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Look here’s the thing when people say they are praying for me I accept it. Not because I think that prayers do anything but if that’s what they need to feel better about themselves who am I to take that from them?
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You’re telling me to take directions from the god who instead of you know using navigation he just parted the Red Sea? Like the god of the universe couldn’t find a better way of handling that? Seems rather fucking flashy if you ask me. Not very humble. Just an egregious display.
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I’m trying to write a poem in Latin as a submission for @aoidimoi and I think I greatly underestimated what almost a decade since my undergrad would do to my skills
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A24: we want to make nesting dolls of you
RP: I mean what the hell sure?
Robert Pattinson Nesting Dolls are sanctioned and back in stock on the merch site. a24.shop/RobertNestingDolls
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