The Hoes Between

《 Poltergeist 》 One of the best tools against ghosts is the element of surprise. Bring a friend. You distract it, while your ally sneaks silently behind. They must then plunge their sword deep into it's- Ugh... Cut the narration crap, you're already fucking her, aren't you?

《 Zombie 》 The alchemical effects of undead semen are poorly understood, even by master morticians. Some report that it can strengthen weakness potions, others report that it has an addictive taste. Regardless, zombies should never be messed with, except by professionals.

《 Spider Queen Charlotte 》 No adventurer, aggroing a high level NPC in an attempt to cheese them and conquer their kingdom is not a sound strategy... You will recieve only punishment, the most common of which in the Spider Kingdom is serving years as the Queen's concubine.

《 Vampiress Carmilla 》 "Do you like what you see, mortal? This room, this castle, my body... All of it can be yours... You merely have to give in, be my little thrall, swear your loyalty to me. (Aaah...) Ah-! Wh-Why are you looking at me like that? I wasn't doing anything!"

《 Serelith the Succubus 》 "Hah-! You worthless mortals! You get easier and easier to drain dry as the years go on! Oooh... Everything's a fetish nowadays! It makes you all weak, easily manipulated! Hgh, even if your lack of care and faith does make you taste awful bitter..."

《 The Torturer 》 The dungeon's resident torturer is a simple soul. Although mute, it will make it's intentions, or commands, crystal clear to those it discovers trying to loot the many bountiful chambers of it's dungeons. Those who refuse or resist never know mercy again.

《 Estranged Sister 》 "Greetings, I hail from the religious entity that people call, 'the church'. I am here to purge the corruption from your body, as is my purpose. You must remain still as I work... Mmmgh... Corruption is- Virile, and unpredictable, and... Stimulating..."

《 Poltergeist 》 Poltergeists are powerful ghosts bearing reality-bending powers. They are drenched head to toe in ectoplasm, a thick slimey liquid that nullifies physical attacks. Ectoplasm is also rumoured to be an effective lubricant, though this is likely baseless drivel.

《 Headless Horsewoman Marie 》 "I am cursed, sworn to deliver prophecies and visions, not be your plaything... If you do not yield, I will be forced to deliver gut-wrenching knowledge... ... You will live 11 more hours. Or 46 years, if you do not go to the market tomorrow."

《 Werewolf 》 If one find themselves stuck in the wilds at night without a pound of wolfsbane or a silver weapon, they are not completely at the mercy of werebeasts. One could always incapacitate their travelling companion, leaving them strung up as live bait whilst they flee.

《 Mad Healer Chloe 》 "My, oh my, oh MY-! T'is not often I get to treat such a dashing, packing patient..! Mgh, don't you try and leave now, I shan't let you until we're finished! I have many, many, many more tests to run on you before I let you wriggle free... Hhahahaha..."