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Joined September 2011
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@johnandi#FBPE#GTTO#LetsTryUBI#FollowBackFriday@johnandiOct 22
BREAKING NEWS: VOTING MACHINES ALL OVER THE USA ARE DEFAULTING TO REPUBLICAN WHEN PEOPLE TRY YO VOTE DEMOCRAT ! IT IS WIDESPREAD ! WHO OWNS THE MACHINES ? ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD TO ELON MUSK !
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D Fens Ghost@D_Fens_GhostOct 22
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Andy Burnham has announced that the UK will legislate to ensure Wrigley's Extra chewing gum flavour lasts longer. "Too often," the PM stated, "the working class population of Britain have to accept that the flavour will only last 5 minutes, we'll change that."
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Andy Burnham to implement a minimum walking speed on pavements to combat congestion during Christmas shopping.
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D Fens Ghost@D_Fens_GhostOct 21
🚨 BREAKING : Andy Burnham announces shoes that give you blisters after the first wear will be banned in the UK.
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The Jackal…
@ToonDazzaOct 21
BREAKING NEWS: @andyburnham has convened a COBRA meeting to target emphatically: 1) Why Wagon wheel biscuits are so small now 2) The plight of the shrinking Quality street tin - in time for Xmas That’s real Change, putting extra chocolate in your back pocket.
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Vanessa @vanessahodgesxOct 21
Andy Burnham is considering a new benefit for people that keep their coat on when indoors already dubbed the “Don’t feel the benefit, benefit”
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James Cox
@Good_Old_BlakeyOct 20
Andy Burnham tackling the big issues...
🤖 Made with AI
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Darren Jones
@DarrenRJonesOct 20
BREAKING: Andy Burnham to legislate that all sellotape must come with a dispenser to prevent losing the end. The PM said, “When taping up your broken windows after a riot, there is nothing worse than losing the end of the tape. I’m ending that”
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Sussexbiker5360@sussexbiker5360Oct 21
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham to reduce the price of Smarties to help with the cost of living....and enhance counting skills for children and Angela Rayner.
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Andrew O'Connor@A_OConnor83Oct 20
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham announces every British household will receive an EXTRA HOUR this Sunday. The Temu PM hails it as a landmark achievement for working families.
GOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 20
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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Smoothus.@Smoothus1597315Oct 21
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has banned all breaking news posts after too many of them made him look ridiculous. The P.M said the ban was needed “to protect people with no sense of humour” — starting with himself. Further updates will be released once everyone has stopped laughing.
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oatcake@tdog1410Oct 20
Andy burham has announced that the wheels on the bus will go round and round all day long until further notcie.
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🦋 Red Velvet 🦋
@Red_Velvet_ESROct 20
Andy Burnham announces benefits for those unable to trick or treat - they will receive one off payment of two mars bars plus a bag of haribo fortnightly until Easter when the Chocolate Egg Benefit kicks in.
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WaspBoro1@waspboro1Oct 21
ANDY BURNHAM announces cash slipped into your hand by your Nan will be subject to a windfall tax of 25%
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FreeByTheSea
@Free_ByTheSeaOct 20
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry. He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes. Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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The Footy Feed
@TheFootyFeedOct 17
🚨 A new Etihad Stadium attendance record for Manchester City today, with 600,817 packed in for the game against Ipswich. Bringing in an estimated £320m in new club revenue 🤯
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Andrew
@TheLastLuoOct 12
🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united, Liverpool and Arsenal confirmed will vote for Manchester city to be remove from the league as the premier league board are set to ask the 19 premier league teams soon to vote if they want man city to stay or get relegated. I know all the 19 clubs will vote to remove city from the league. That implies the 114/115 stands. Nothing changed.
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Adam
@AdamJosephOct 12
After the City guilty verdict, I was happy. At last, some form of justice. Now that the Premier League is back, I realise it is meaningless without the sanctions. Worse, it is an embarrassment.. a sham. English football can't move on with them in it, they need to be removed ASAP.
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Lorna_TVeditor@Lorna_TVeditorOct 10
"Don't tell him that you're investing a billion pounds a year into something you don't understand, you chattering halfwit!" 🤣 Michael Spicer's The Room Next Door brilliantly skewers Kemi Badenoch's "Britannia Shield".
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Ricardo Munoz@RicardoMunt2rOct 10
Cool 😂😂😂
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