Never let this world fail you. LLJordan 🕊️

Joined January 2014
If I could teach you anything, I’d teach you how to stay down. Play your role, stay in your lane, know your position, all that.
1
32
80
no joke you might have saved his life
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
25
1,386
9
56,275
1,444,288
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
176
5,337
117
91,458
1,087,144
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
195
6,125
42
181,313
4,204,508
Anthony retweeted
"You have Marijuana in your pee this is a drug free workplace" Ma'am I know yall doing coke.
16
213
5
6,561
40,850
Those gold 11's are the worst shoes I seen all year, no funny.
1
230
I'm not wrong, just early #Always
73
If people used google there would be less arguments on here
1
1
144
A lot of real ones passed in the last 5 years, I'll never forget em.
1
225
Idk about these, the grey ones are solid though.
The New Balance 990v7 "Black/Grey" Drops Holiday 2026 😮‍💨
1
1
3
429
hilarious that this animal exists
Beavers stop chewing every few seconds to listen for cracking sounds in the tree so they don't get crushed
42
630
10
16,996
370,244
Anthony retweeted
I think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck I want honestly.
28
4,104
115
14,529
206,842
we are living in a boondocks episode
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered as a potential White House press secretary. (via TMZ)
166
9,811
79
80,894
685,261
Aunties just now getting hip to Skrilla because of the Keyshia Cole shit lol
1
1
256
People will dickride the worst shit smh
4
4
263
TURNSTILE HARDCORE
7
441
38
3,171
52,526
😂😂😂
So skrilla and skilla baby is two different people… yeah let me just stay outta young folks business ✌🏽
107
Anthony retweeted
Ian MacKaye with Turnstile during their concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, this weekend, benefiting Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon. Turnstile's performance came 31 years after MacKaye's band Fugazi staged its own concert on the National Mall to protest budget cuts in Washington, DC. 📸: @atibaphoto
22
396
71
2,798
96,956
Yes I’m not understanding how we got all the goofy ass foam colors and not these
Would you like to see the “Pewter” Nike Air Foamposite One finally make a return? 👀🩶🖤
6
5
526
New GTA VI couldn't drop at a better time, perfect time to be ducked off.
3
7
369
I'ma get a new system soon, don't worry y'all lol. I don't even be on it like that anymore.
1
1
201