HopelessGirls

Friends that drop you as soon as they get a boyfriend...not cool.

Watching a weird sex movie on Hulu..welcome to my life.

Couples that spend every waking minute together nauseate me.

You breathe like a pig, so stfu.

Kind of drunk and it's 9:30 am..happy game day y'all! #GoMySchool

Bad terrible no good things happen when I slap the bag...

In my sweats, glasses, and makeup less hanging with about 7 dudes and skanks show up..hah I don't need to be slutty to drink with them.

I wish I was more attracted to my booty caller bc I need a cuddle partner to watch Bridesday with. UH. @FemaleProblem

So awkward hanging out with a guy you had a sex dream about last night...

Just bought 50 dollars worth of alcohol for the weekend...for myself.

So hard to pick the perfect game day outfit!

Politics UGH.

I have a constant craving for chikfila.

Not paying attention to this lecture on how to get a job, obvi I'm going to be a reality star & marry rich.

ARE YOU REALLY CALLING ME FOR A BOOTY CALL AT 2 AM?!

#ImSingleBecause I'm so picky

Eating my roommates boyfriends birthday cake and watchin suite life on deck...WHAT AM I?

If I fall, will you let me down easy?

HUNGRY.

I kinda wanna s your d .