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Joined May 2009
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#BREAKING: A father shot and killed the Silver Rail Elementary school shooter —police scanner.
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That’s me 💯
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everyone should ask themselves why a trafficking ring would have anything to do with "national security". Answer that and you'll understand who was running it and why.
BREAKING: Pam Bondi says “national security” information will be redacted from Epstein files.
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Michelle Trachtenberg has sadly passed away at the age of 39.
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Bruh, if I wanted to rummage through random personal shit, I could have done that at PAYPAL. Hello??? Having tens of millions of people marked in Social Security as “ALIVE” when they are definitely dead is a HUGE problem. Obviously. Some of these people would have been alive before America existed as a country. Think about that for a second …
I want to save billions of your money and make our government more efficient. Rummaging through your personal shit is *not* that. A party of chaos loses—always.
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“THE SCARIEST PREDICTION EVER” On February 2, 1905, American philosopher and writer (Russian-born) Alissa Zinovievna, better known in the literary world as Ayn Rand, was born in St. Petersburg, died in March 1982 in New York. THESE WERE HER WORDS: When you notice that to produce you need to get permission from those who do not produce anything; when you check that money flows to those who do not deal with goods but with favors; when you realize that many become rich by the bribery and for influence more than by your work and that the laws do not protect you against them, but on the contrary, they are the ones who are protected against you; when you discover that corruption is rewarded and honesty becomes a self-sacrifice, then you can assert, without fear of being wrong, that your society is doomed
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We're honored to be part of @HotMessHouse 🎁2021 Holiday Gift Guide. Animal Island Learning Adventure (AILA) Preschool Learning System is truly the best gift for babies and their parents this holiday season. #preschoollearningsystem
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Wow!!! What an awesome and detailed review of the Animal Island Learning Adventure (AILA) Preschool Learning System! Must read. 🎉
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Thank you for including us in your Crafting Gift Guide @HotMessHouse 😍
Do you have a #Cricut or do you like #Papercrafts? If you said yes to either check out @SVGHouse for some amazing #svgfiles. They are brightening up the Crafting Gift Guide. hmesshousewife.com/2021-craf… #papercrafting #paperartist #cardmakingideas #papercraftingaddict #handcutpaper
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Have you seen the @HotMessHouse Adult 2021 Gift Guide? We think you'll like it 😉🍅 as it includes this amazing small-batch bloody mary mix made in Brooklyn that's vegan, gluten-free and organic! Click here to check it out! buff.ly/37RNtIx
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Check out these great entertainment-themed gift ideas compiled by @HotMessHouse...including the MyTVLife certificate! #TV #gifts #nostalgia hmesshousewife.com/entertain…
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Just completed a MyTVLife certificate for the @HotMessHouse upcoming entertainment gift guide! Rosanne Barr for an Emmy?? Actually, Candice Bergen won that year for Murphy Brown. What was on television the day YOU were born?
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Caitlin from the @HotMessHouse blog featured our TemporalScanner in her 2020 Baby Shower Gift Guide! Check out her post: bit.ly/39B4e9h #babyshower #babyshowergift #thermometer #foreheadthermometer #Exergen
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Before the @debates were even over America had had enough and started looking for a better way than the Trump-Biden Show. It looks like they found it. dailycaller.com/2020/09/30/g… #DebateMayhem #Debates2020
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The @Debates are considering some format changes for the next show. Might I suggest a real change for real people? Put me on the stage! #DebateMayhem
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Summer fun with @Entenmanns! Retweet this tweet for your chance to win a $25 Visa gift card & Entenmann’s coupons! Ends Friday (August 7th) at 11pm est. good luck to! #ad (must be following @keepcalmnramble and @Entenmanns). US residents only! mysteriousramblings.com/ente…