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I just heard someone use the term "competence kink" when referring to why women are swooning over Jon Ossoff and Abdul El-Sayed. I hsve to say that's totally it. We're so damn sick of little boys who think dominating a woman makes you a man. It doesn't. It just makes you an asshołe.
oh my goodness.
TMZ reports that Chris Brown and Usher got into an argument backstage during last night’s Atlanta show, causing three hour delay tmz.com/2026/11/06/chris-bro…
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A Black woman, an Indigenous woman, and a Latina walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Governors?”
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Seriously, f*ck Todd!
You deserve it all, Kandi!
#KandiBurruss gets emotional after receiving news she is one of the people being considered for the Songwriters Hall of Fame! 👏🏽👏🏽❤️
deleting my IG back in 2016 increased the quality of my dating life & prospects, exponentially.
Snoop Dogg explained in 80 seconds why men stopped approaching women.
Do men not shoot their shot anymore because social media turned dating into a simulation?
Snoop says yes, and his reason is better than the usual “phones ruined everything” take.
In his era, getting with someone took real effort. You had to look at her, talk to her, get her to like you, and know her parents and how she moved. You had to get involved before you could get involved.
Now it’s a couple of pictures and a couple of lines, and people expect something real from a few typed words.
The part I found most interesting is his point about texting. A text gives you what he’s typing, not what he’s saying. “You look good today” can read as sweet or creepy depending on the mood of the person reading it. Text has no tone, face or feeling to go with it.
Approaching someone in person is hard on purpose. It makes you learn to read people, handle a no, and become someone worth talking to. When you skip that, you also skip what it would have taught you.
What he calls the cheat code ended up costing men the skill.
certified boogeywoman retweeted
You actually do, sperm deteriorates from age 30 and from age 45 it has much higher DNA mutation rates. This causes worse pregnancies for the women that are impregnated with this sub par sperm and causes higher risk of genetic and neurological disorders in the child.
Eggs however, decrease in numbers with age, but not in quality.
Men don't have a biological clock like women do. We have a different reproductive timeline. Biology isn't opinion. ⏰�
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Sperm deteriorates past 30, hence men also have a biological clock
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NEW YORK (AP) — Dow soars more than 1,500 points and crude oil drops 8.7% after Republicans lose control of Congress in US midterms.
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I’m sorry but this sht is sending me they putting the right ppl in office 😭👏🏾
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The South has always been the gateway to progress in this nation, despite what people might think.
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It’s really hard to explain, but all this is happening because of Knicks
