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Political funnyman. I'm a one-issue voter and that issue is keeping Republicans from holding public office. Also tweet about: #UVaπŸ€ #HeatπŸ€ and ⚾️

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I’m trying to think of anything I give less of a fuck about than the past or present thoughts, feelings, and foibles of Haley Stevens and I got nothing. But please, do go on.
.@katieporterca says she spoke with Haley Stevens on her drive to @CNNTheStoryIs. "I think she's tired...I encouraged her to put her phone away and take time for herself. I think she made a really wrong decision here." "I think she's heartbroken...she kept saying to me, 'I'm just one person.'" "She didn't say she regretted it...I think the biggest mistake here is she didn't give herself any time to heal and regroup [after the primary]...I don't think she's found her footing."
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.@katieporterca says she spoke with Haley Stevens on her drive to @CNNTheStoryIs. "I think she's tired...I encouraged her to put her phone away and take time for herself. I think she made a really wrong decision here." "I think she's heartbroken...she kept saying to me, 'I'm just one person.'" "She didn't say she regretted it...I think the biggest mistake here is she didn't give herself any time to heal and regroup [after the primary]...I don't think she's found her footing."
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Trump must have gotten a big bribe from Chiquita to end aid to Israel so we can all buy bananas again.
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If Republicans lose Congress Trump might just shit enough bricks to finally build the wall.
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Pro tip: a president that the day before the nation goes to the polls calls a press conference to ramble on about the reflecting pool doesn’t give a single fuck about you.
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If this is your pitch to be Michigan Man, cokeboy, give it up we don’t want you.
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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In Trumpworld, during a war, this is what passes for β€œserious thought.”
Trump, panting: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. We're giving serious thought to changing the name to the Trump Reflecting Pool
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Shoutout to the kid who dressed as a monster. That’s the true Halloween spirit. πŸŽƒ
This is so BADASS!!🀣🀣🀣 Someone is definitely raising their kids right!!πŸ˜‚
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I suppose when he’s impeached for offering $5000 bribes he can lean on the defense, β€œyeah but everyone knew I was lying.”
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This is the last day for Jon Husted to drop trou and show Ohioans what all the fuss is about.
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I thought I had heard all the evidence that Trump is a Russian stooge, but even I didn’t think he’d say that in the Vietnam War he would have bombed Saigon.
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I am deeply concerned with rising antisemitism, and accordingly, I would never endorse someone who has actual neo-Nazis working for his campaign.
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I don’t need the testimony of a victim. When you write a birthday card to a famous pedophile with a young girl doodle and talk about β€œwonderful secrets” and how β€œenigmas (gamines) never age” - a card now adjudicated authentic - it’s a confession. Trump is a pedophile.
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If the NYT/Sienna poll shows one thing, it is that it's time for Republicans to stop holding back. 'Decorum' be damned: it's time for John Husted to show hole
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Ann Arbor is beautiful in the fall.
🚨🚨 JUST NOW: Deranged Abdul Supporter tackled a Jewish girl (@basedinmalibu) at free speech event. She was SWIFTLY arrested, resisted and then said β€œI SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER!!” As she was loaded into the police vehicle.
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One of the most despicable things I’ve ever heard in politics.
Q: "What did [Haley Stevens] say back to you?" Mike Johnson: "I've spoken her and encouraged her to stay safe." Q: "Do you think she's not safe?" Johnson: "I don't know." Trump: "They're dangerous. He's a jihadist."
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Since we're all piling on, I met Haley Stevens at a wedding last summer (or was it the summer before, I lose track). I tried to engage her in conversation. It was like talking to a bag of packing peanuts. I walked away in disbelief that she's a politician.
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