The inner machinations of my mind are quite sensible and can usually be explained within the 240 character limit - he/him
New York, NY
Joined October 2015
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i complain about being old a lot for a 23 year old but the day i can’t take stairs 2 at a time it’s really over for me
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Unfortunately, most of us walking around aren’t aware of what to do if we find ourselves in a sinking vehicle. Fear & panic will set in, costing us precious time. Take the time to learn what the steps are & coach you & your loved ones on them.
Here’s what you need to do ⬇️:
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they call it amtrak because the train am on a trak
ALT an amtrak long-distance train, boarding at los angeles union station
someone tried to stop me in penn yesterday by calling me “sir with the eyebrows” so i will now be shaving them clean off
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no way
Butterfield Market? It’d be better if you didn’t…
Food-related businesses have been REQUIRED to use bins for their trash for months. This is not new.
Enforcement of this rule began in September, and yes, we issued a violation last night.
Get your act together.
ALT A photograph, taken at night, of Butterfield Market. There are piles and piles of bags sitting directly on the curb, outside the store.
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sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy – at Brooklyn, NY
