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The fact that "Choosin' Texas" is such a huge crossover hit should be a wakeup call for country music. It's a story song with traditional country instruments. Country never should have abandoned those things.
Dunkin is shit, it's always been shit and its popularity makes me question if yankees even have taste buds
To help with my articles, I've been rewatching Star Wars for the first time in several years. There's a lot of unfair and inaccurate criticism of the Prequels, but Attack of the Clones is absolutely hot fucking garbage with almost zero redeeming qualities.
"I'm gonna kick him in the tomato cans! He's gonna be reading soup cans instead of books!" - my 4-year-old trash talking during a game of Mario Party while accidentally discovering the Soup Aisle from first principles.
It's been a long time since my last article, but I've got one today that will be the first in a series outlining my thoughts on Star Wars and the generational divide within the fandom. Check it out and be sure to subscribe for the future installments in this series.
Dave Filoni will not rest until every single sneeze, bowel movement and midnight snack had by Ahsoka Tano is rendered in 4K at the expense of everything else.
My daughter is developing into a full-blown country music fan much to the chagrin of my wife. Chris LeDoux, Terri Clark and Brooks & Dunn are her favorites.
Tonight at church I had to explain what a catapult is to a six year old boy. He had never even seen one. Is it just illegal to teach boys about things they'd find interesting or cool in schools now?
Well I was drunk on the day my momma got out of prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck she got run over by a damned old train...
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RIP David Allan Coe, to a legend of country music🙏
“You don't have to call me Zero HP Lovecraft
And you don't have to call me real Human Schwab.
And you don't have to call me Mike Enoch (anymore)
Even though you're on my Posting' side,
And I'll hang in this groupchat as long as you will let me
And I never minded lurking' in the rain
But you don't have to call me Darlin', darlin'
You never even called me by my account name”
If you can't understand that this thought experiment boils down to "Press the Red Button to survive" then you can't be helped.
Everyone in the world has to take a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press?
42%Red
58%Blue
98,539 votes • Final results














